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just that boy🪙

[OLI @Oli_Ekun]

Sooner or later, everybody eye go clear and we go see say war dey Ba Sing Se.

[FootyCuler💙❤️ @barca_supremacy]

“Cristiano will stop when Messi does.”

[IKECHUKWU @iykimo]

Fun fact:Catholic Church has more hospitals than FG and all 36 states combined

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Man United 2026-27

[Eddie @Eddieug10Ug]

Chelsea handing over Man United to AS Roma 😂.
Smalling, Matic and Lukaku can't wait to cook Man United 😂.

[D I K E H @iamdikeh]

Man Utd can sack Carrick now if they want, I don chop my own share 😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Three points! 🤩

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

guys really funny gan 😂🤣

you book a massage therapist, you ask for happy ending and she charges you extra, same babe goes to your guy for massage another time and gives him happy ending too.

babe came to your house to do home service for pedicure. you guys start vibing one thing led to the other and she tells you “i don’t normally do this, i just love our vibe and i really find you attractive”(you are the 9th guy she’s telling that this month btw). you give her more than what she charges asper she let you hit and you are happy your format worked.

you saw a random babe at the club, you walk up to her and compliment her and she compliments you back. you guys go to your section to vibe all night and you even collect bundles for her. you suggest she follows you back home to your place and she says “i hope i’m safe with you, i don’t normally do this but i love how we vibed and i find you really attractive that’s why. okay, let me quickly tell my friends i won’t be going back with them”

let’s not even talk about private chef before that one went mainstream or male wears & perfume home delivery 🤣

i know you don’t patronize prostitutes, you are just the most attractive guy ever that has OT and babes can’t resist. 🙈

[👾🪐 @johnnyboykenn]

On my lifeeee💯

[Parelli @Jaypareil]

The only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow

[👾🪐 @johnnyboykenn]

Exactly 😂😂😭
These people that are overly loud during sex are just victims of social conditioning mostly due to porn.

[Purist @TheOGPurist_]

Moaning in general is performative because women don’t moan when they’re masturbating 😭😭🚮

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

Son went gaga when Harry Kane was announced the Ballon d'Or winner. ❤️

[ël pablò @elpablo254]

"Relax you are just in your 20s"

[👾🪐 @johnnyboykenn]

As how?? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

mfs that use this “😭” emoji just want boobs in their mouth.

[👾🪐 @johnnyboykenn]

On my lifeeee 😭😭💯

[Nathan || Outfluencer🥶 @TheNathanWay]

I no even blame OS sef

gbese wey dey my head now if I see where I go stand make babe carry me give me turkey and wine still knack me con press 100k I no go fit refuse am o

[Winna F.C. @WinnaFC]

🚨| CRAZY FACT: Even at 39, Messi is having a better season than Ronaldo did in his 2007/08 BOAT-winning season.😳

[Kayilula @MekondjoKondja]

I had a conversation with a female colleague just a week ago about men's inconsistencies.

I told her something simple. Usually, women are busy vetting men during talking stage like interviewers on a panel, thinking it's only the men who should prove himself (but to who?), not knowing men are also vetting them, simultaneously. While busy vetting him, scoring him of, course because women don't entertain talking stages with people they've no interest in, on his side you may be failing and once he's dissatisfied, he just closes his tab and move.

It shocks women a lot because they expect men to implement rejection similarly. A woman rejects you immediately if you don't meet a certain standard, or entertains you if you do then ticks ON whatever you prove. She'd eventually take you if no man she seems better comes in the picture. A man on the other side immediately puts you on a pedestal with boxes ticked, and he ticks OFF your shortcomings. The moment you go below a certain score, he packs up and just moves. This can happen before or after sex, and translates to women as inconsistencies. 💀

Women make the conversation about the man "to know him". In the process men silently scout from the dialogue for whatever information they want to know about the woman. Everything sounds logical, just that women are usually unaware of the level to which they're being scouted.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

4 kids before 30 is a flex like mad.

[BODE @odinlad_i]

“balon dor is rigged” but you’re the first fanbase in history to pay for an award that the balon dor created😭😭

[Nathan || Outfluencer🥶 @TheNathanWay]

I no even blame OS sef

gbese wey dey my head now if I see where I go stand make babe carry me give me turkey and wine still knack me con press 100k I no go fit refuse am o

[Iremide @RxIremide]

Pausing a movie just to rant to your invisible audience about how stupid a character is >>>>> 🫠