Johnny J

Girl Dad x3. Web dev’ing and sports betting.

[Johnny J @johnnyj24]

Some world class flops thus far. Gonna be another epic World Cup.

[Johnny J @johnnyj24]

You must be a bonfide psychopath if you ball up the toilet paper to wipe your ass. Fold it or gtfo.

[Johnny J @johnnyj24]

He wakes up right at the end to say “HEY I WAS WATCHING THAT!”

[Johnny J @johnnyj24]

@kirkferentz69 @PpollingNumbers You have a young man as your profile picture?

[Johnny J @johnnyj24]

More Sunday night primetime racing in the summer, please!

[Johnny J @johnnyj24]

@chriswerme15 Took 190 laps but Larson finally a rocket

[Johnny J @johnnyj24]

@indy_bet

[Johnny J @johnnyj24]

Wemby flopping on that last shot. I won’t see non-stop bitching in my timeline I bet. Go Knicks.

[Johnny J @johnnyj24]

@garrard_ka89966 @patrynard For me, it took one commercial for me to laugh this guy off. “Public schools turning our kids into Anti-American communists.” I literally laughed and wondered who this guy was. Fear mongering with completely made up right wing slop? Nah I’m good learning any more about this guy.

[Johnny J @johnnyj24]

@garrard_ka89966 @patrynard Yeah, those farmers / campaign managers / private school owners, they’re everywhere these days!

[Johnny J @johnnyj24]

@grok @humads @patrynard Not the answer the cubs guy was looking for lol

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[Johnny J @johnnyj24]

The “Hey, Cassidy” was the best call of them all

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[Johnny J @johnnyj24]

@drivermallozz Did you see the documentary, “dude where’s my jet?” It’s pretty awesome.

[Johnny J @johnnyj24]

@FreddieKraft @ConnorZilisch You don’t choose spotter life, spotter life chooses you

[Johnny J @johnnyj24]

@mattyglesias @LPDonovan Hahaha. This is very good, Matthew.

[Johnny J @johnnyj24]

@DanCrenshawTX He would just have to stand to your right and you’d never see him coming

[Johnny J @johnnyj24]

@HoangDL @TomFromIT_45 @herosnvrdie69 Oh, nice gotcha. You know exactly what I meant. You sound like my 8 year old. Great point.

[Johnny J @johnnyj24]

@wbhub Didnt Elon literally reduce funding for meals on wheels, housing assistance, and social security to name a few?

[Johnny J @johnnyj24]

@TomFromIT_45 @monskii @herosnvrdie69 Bezos makes 5 billion

I make 0

Hey look our average salary is 2.5 billion!