Johnny Maack

(formerly) M State football #50 | NDSU 202*? *whenever I feel like it

[Johnny Maack @johnnymaack]

@mullin29316 @MLB That’s just The Joe Ryan Experience™

[Hayley Caronia @hayleycaronia]

What if I gave birth at an Olive Garden location? Is my baby entitled to a never-ending pasta pass?

[Real Texan Politics ✝️🇺🇸 @RealTXPolitics]

Canada won’t allow controlled burns because it hurts the poor innocent trees and makes the Lorax and Greta Thunberg upset, so then this happens and they blame it on climate change and Americans driving too much or whatever.

Totally unserious country.

[planefag @planefag]

Does it have AC?

[Michael Holmstrom @MichaelH_MN]

I maintain that in Minnesota there are no illegal fireworks. Simply undocumented fireworks with a strong work ethic.

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Notice how there’s no Somalis cheering for Team USA in the World Cup.

This is the first video I’ve ever seen of Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey where he’s not surrounded by Somalis.

They hate our country.

[The Three Seven Bar 🍺 @ThreeSevenBar]

BREAKING: With Jordan Addison and now LaMelo Ball in Minnesota, the State Patrol will, effective immediately, designate I-394, I-94, and 35W as high-risk corridors. Drivers are advised to proceed with caution.

[Tyler Glasscock @TylerGlasscock_]

Jared McCain literally did none of this in Philadelphia or at Duke. This is Thunder culture. This is being taught.

[Nick Spurry @Senor_Sweetz]

Whats crazy to me is not just the elbow he got away with but the way he fell

He didn't stumble forward, didnt try to gain balance, did not resist, just took his own legs out from under him and went straight onto his belly. Its just weird bro.

[HeroOfTheDay @Hero_OfThe_Day]

Shai Gilgeous Alexander is disgusting!! He’s the biggest joke in basketball.

This is literally what he’s known for……. 🤡

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Jaylin Williams looked at Keldon Johnson, ran directly into him AND FELL DOWN. Foul on the Spurs.

This is getting RIDICULOUS

[Aaron Gordon Advocate @superstackff]

Got curious and looked up the numbers since the anti-flopping rule started in 2023-2024…

23-24 season: 26 calls/fines
24-25 season: 6 calls/fines
25-26 season: 1 call/fine

The league knows exactly what they’re doing

[Adam Gray @the27guy]

Fun fact: Before Rudy Gobert, their franchise had a total of 2 playoff series wins. Now they have 7.

[Bergie @BergTheBuilder]

I would legitimately be to embarrassed to leave my house ever again if I was caught acting like this big of a pussy on camera

[🏆LakersGuru🏆 @GuruLakers]

*THIS IS BRUTAL TO WATCH * Luke Kennard here is penalized for catching an elbow jab strike to the chest and for not simply moving out of SGA’s way.

But the best part is watching the ref not even raise his hand for the call until he realizes that SGA’s shot rolls off the rim.

BLATANT & INEXPLICABLE!

[HeroOfTheDay @Hero_OfThe_Day]

Lu Dort always targets star players, and then you can’t touch Shai……. 🤯🤯

[Anthony Nash @_anthonynash]

Remember when they said they were going to take this out of the game and you'd get a tech for doing it

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

@Tim_Walz This is how small towns feel about you by the way, Tim.

[Leighton James @LGlodek]

This call on Ayo is criminal