John O'Malley

O's baseball. Phins football. 🇺🇸

[remx @biigrem]

Getting stuck behind lottery people at the gas station is a form of torture 😓😓

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[John O'Malley @johnnyo720]

@PardonMyMeme You don’t miss. Well done.

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@MLFootball @KingOfPhinland @B_Shousejr @NealDriscoll @VBSofficial_ Jamar Fletcher

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@RepSwalwell

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@DK_Assist checking on status of an early exit from yesterday’s Liverpool game. When will refund be issued? Thanks!

[Tyler Bindi @TripleNetTyler]

It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life improves when it gets dark at 7pm instead of 5pm

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@adamlevitan @mRjP30

[Kassie @kassieepstein]

There are no 2 temperatures further apart than 55° in March and 55° in September

[PEoperator⚡️ @PEoperator]

Coffee shops should have a separate line for those of us who just want black coffee.

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@GhostLifestyle @mRjP30

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@Stealx Infuriating. No point of it.

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@JimmysSeafood @HuffPost Awesome

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@The_Phinstones Cecil Collins

[NOVAwx @AwxNov]

You know it’s been cold when 32 degrees and no wind feels like 60

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@MikeMutnansky He stinks. Gimme Olsen all day over him.

[Herd Bros @TheHerdBros]

Texas Tech barely broke 200 total yards against Oregon today. 23-0.

JMU had 228 total yards in the 1st half (509 total) AT Oregon. 51-34.

Yet a nationwide smear campaign against JMU and the entire G5 ensued the following week.

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@honeymoon250 Manhattan

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@Breaking911 I have seen this minimum 15 times and I can’t believe it hasn’t been deleted. Unbelievably cringe.

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