John Q. Smokes

Johnny builds stuff.
I live in Minneapolis.
Available for select weddings.

[John Q. Smokes @johnnysmokes]

Apparently there’s a family business across the pond with an opening for Duke of York. Can anyone apply for this?

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Terrible mystery book this.

Abigail Porterfield
The Cat Horked At Midnight

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James M. Caat novel
The Feline Always Horks Twice.

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On the plus side, the in store kiosk worked well and the food was prepared quickly. Tastes good too

[John Q. Smokes @johnnysmokes]

@urbanwokusa Hard to order from website or with Toast. And your feedback QR code doesn’t load.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

my impression is that men with a bad sense of aesthetics don't understand that many women don't style themselves to attract men, so your opinion is irrelevant

[ALT-immigration @ALT_uscis]

Like

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Accidentally licked a lemon slice in our shared glass of water. Fuck

[John Q. Smokes @johnnysmokes]

What an asshole

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I’m very happy to know that Jorts knows a lectern from a thing one stands on

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

@straterize Everyone has edges. Plus this is a lectern

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This is a weird cover of “Let’s Get It On.” Oh. That’s what Ed Sheeran sounds like.

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I did no leaping today. I feel that I missed an opportunity.

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Go Owls!
#SupebOwl #SuperbOwlSunday

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Donald Trump JR.: “those were not threats, I was merely being aspirational.”

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via @NYTimes 21 Technology experts met with US Lawmakers and ⁦@elonmusk⁩ was there too, for some reason https://t.co/g2VDZIgWyA

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

“I’ve been monumentally stupid, but at least lots of people saw me…”

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Tragedy in the Atlantic. Will there be congressional hearings? Will this be called OceanGate-Gate?

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If @GordonRamsay ever needs to give up his motivational speaker career, I think he has a future in restaurants! An amazing vegan meal/experience

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Tennessee statehouse expels Justins https://t.co/7dpgoBvOmz

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https://t.co/1vb9xpIFGP “I’ve found our instincts of time and causation are our deepest, strongest instincts that physicists and philosophers—and humans—are loath to give up,” - Huw Price