Jonathan🐾

Data Scientist, Researcher in Artificial Intelligence, Secretly Geek, Amateur Yogi, and Adventurer

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

En 1990 nadie lo hubiera creído 😭😭😭

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

When Trump was in Berlin for his first state visit with Angela Merkel he asked the secret of her great success.

Merkel told him you have to have intelligent people around you.

"How do you know if someone is intelligent?" asked Trump.

"Let me demonstrate." She picked up the phone, called Wolfgang Schäuble and asked him a question, "Mr. Schäuble, he’s your father's son but not your brother. Who is it?"

Without hesitation Schäuble answered, “Quite simply, it's me!"

"You see," Merkel told Trump, "this is how I test a person’s intelligence."

Thrilled, when Trump flew home he called Mike Pence and asked him the same question. ”He’s your father's son, but is not your brother. Who is it?"

After much back and forth, Pence said,
“I have no idea, but I’ll try to find out the answer by tomorrow!"

Of course Pence couldn’t figure it out and decided to seek advice from former President Obama, so he called him and said, “Mr. Obama, it's your father's son, but is not your brother. Who is it?"

Obama answered, “Easy, it's me!"

Happy to have found the answer, Pence called Trump and said triumphantly, "I have the answer, it's Barack Obama!"

Trump raged and shouted, "No, you jackass, it's Wolfgang Schäuble!"

[Jenica Eugenia 2 @MariaMa65322793]

Tal cual. 😂😂

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[boz @rosebudshears]

Esta semana se estrena en cines "Altas Capacidades", de Víctor García León.

[Math Files @Math_files]

log (😅) = 💧log 😄

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

English names that sound hilarious to Mandarin speakers

[Jonathan🐾 @johnnyss85]

Me sirven este café y, tras un lo siento, lo vierto a la fregadera.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

just do crack at this point

[Jonathan🐾 @johnnyss85]

@BiancoDavinci How I imagine Marie Curie’s tableware

[David Galán 📈 @DavidGalanBolsa]

🎰Colas de cinco horas para pagar el impuesto voluntario, comprar Lotería en Doña Manolita a cambio de la ilusión de jugar a la posibilidad infima de que te toque.
Habría que enseñar más estadística.
Doña Manolita tiene más posibilidades de que toque ahí el Gordo. Tú NO.👇

[Jonathan🐾 @johnnyss85]

¿Nadie va a decir el poke?

[Jonathan🐾 @johnnyss85]

And #DeepSeek is like an artificial forgetful old man. You ask it 4 things, and forgets 3.

[Jonathan🐾 @johnnyss85]

Lately I’ve been spending a lot of time with #AI for work and they feel hilariously dumb.

[Jonathan🐾 @johnnyss85]

#Gemini feels like a TikTok-addicted teen. Concentration level somewhere near Dory’s..

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

This little boy was shaking and crying, desperately wanting to know if his atheist Dad who had past away is in heaven.

The response from the @Pontifex was beautiful and heartfelt.

[Jonathan🐾 @johnnyss85]

Con la cantidad de diseñadores gráficos que tenemos en esta ciudad, y el ayuntamiento decide sacar un cartel para los carnavales de Irun generado con Inteligencia Artificial. Increíble.

[Jonathan🐾 @johnnyss85]

@bullock25 @luis_vortiz Por eso es un plot twist 😛 Pero lo disfrutaría

[Jonathan🐾 @johnnyss85]

@luis_vortiz @bullock25 Yo aún espero el plot twist de que se aloje en un Holiday Inn cercano y que vaya en Uber a recogerlo si se lo dan 🤣