Johnny Vaught

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Say what you will about Joe Biden, but I have absolutely no fucking idea when his birthday is.

[Johnny Vaught @JohnnyVaught]

*With Hair,,, Right?

[NOT ALLEGEDLY @mikeandawldat]

He has like 5 years tops omg

[Johnny Vaught @JohnnyVaught]

WHAT

[TMZ @TMZ]

💔 EXCLUSIVE: Jelly Roll has filed for divorce from his wife, Bunnie XO https://t.co/Z3D4kVwied

[MMA Joey @MMAJOEYC]

HOLY SHIT!!! Donald Trump fell asleep during the Bo Nickal fight & Dana White had to slap him & wake him up during the finish

[Johnny Vaught @JohnnyVaught]

*Monopsony

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

UFC is having a massive year with a $7.7 billion Paramount deal and a $60 million fight at the White House.

But while CEO Dana White makes millions, fans get skyrocketing ticket prices and fighters are locked into exploitative contracts.

It's a $23 billion monopoly.

[Ned Riseley @nriseley]

Listening to Lena Dunham’s book and she just said “I am an adulteress, I am a c*nt, my intestines are where my uterus should be, but look at me: I am alive” and before I could stop myself, I whispered, “Knicks in five.”

[Johnny Vaught @JohnnyVaught]

@MintyBets @FanDuel No Joshua Van? No Mackenzie Dern? Leaving Current Champs Out Seems Intentional, Is It?

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

[Elvis Sinosickk @ElvisSinosickk]

When Ilia’s right hand connects with Gaethje’s chin

[Ilia Topuria @Topuriailia]

Justin crossed a line.

What happened between my ex-wife and me is our business. We may no longer be together, but she is the mother of my daughter.

To everyone insulting her or speaking about things they know nothing about: show some respect.

You don’t have to respect our relationship. But respecting someone’s mother should be one of the most basic codes in life.

Be better.

[Johnny Vaught @JohnnyVaught]

@jedigoodman Prelims Start At 5pmEST Then 3 Fight Main Card Starts At 8

[Johnny Vaught @JohnnyVaught]

One Time A Buddy Walked Off From Our Group, Didn’t See Him The Rest Of The Night Til We Got Back To The Hotel.

He’d Got Back Early, Took Off His Sopping Wet Skate Shoes And Stuck Blowdryers In Each One To Dry Them Out

Worst Smell I’ve Ever Encountered

Didn’t Kick Him Out Tho

[cigs @AngryVoter2024]

How does someone get so annoying that their friends kick them out of the bachelor party

[AntifaPuddin’Pop @Andie00471]

Something smells re Trump going to MSG for the Nicks game. Normally the stink is him, but that’s not what I mean. He knows he’s gonna get booed and cause chaos at the entrances. He’s hated in NY. So why’s he going? I smell another fake assassination attempt on the horizon.

[Praise @tufpraise]

this was literally the whole point of ai

[Johnny Vaught @JohnnyVaught]

Never Leaving Twitter

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

If being a spineless bitch makes you a good America you can have that title. Eat your goy slop. Just do me a favor and switch your flag ���🇱
5k to 15k cost to every hard working American not getting paid millions.
13 dead Americans for Israel..
Traitor

[Super Fan🇮🇪 @McGregorRousey2]

Sean Strickland seeing everybody support him in a beef with Justin Gaethje https://t.co/LzbdpLb8Ts

[verypete lambert @Prof_Quiteamess]

Why did the Queen call him 'Mister Bond' in the London Olympics opening bit? She's his superior officer not a supervillain and they're both on duty so it should be 'Commander Bond'.
I think about this even when I'm watching Star Wars.

[Johnny Vaught @JohnnyVaught]

Toast

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Name a food you could eat every single day for the rest of your life without getting tired of it. Not your fancy answer. Your real answer. Go.

[Johnny Vaught @JohnnyVaught]

Ilia vs Hall

[🌴ᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴏꜰᴡᴀʀ🌴 @TheArtOfWar6]

What’s a fight with the biggest power discrepancy you can think of

I’m tryna think

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

"use ai or you'll get left behind" oh no that's okay you guys go on ahead i'll be back here with my reading comprehension & critical thinking skills