John Warrington

[John Warrington @johnnywarpaint]

@realDonaldTrump wanna hang out? We need to talk about some stuff. You're super welcome at this house.

[John Warrington @johnnywarpaint]

What do you think of our new kitchen decor? @POTUS #hailtothechief

[BioWare @bioware]

To celebrate #WorldSpaceWeek, we're giving away a Tempest replica. RT to enter.

[John Warrington @johnnywarpaint]

Happiness is remembering that extra mcdouble in the fridge at 1am

[John Warrington @johnnywarpaint]

It makes me so sad that new aquarium keepers don't ask for help... sure, keep that pleco in a 10 gal 😢 #aquarium #pleco #fish

[John Warrington @johnnywarpaint]

#snapchat needs to stop with the whole "soandso is typing" gets everyone's hopes up.

[NASA Solar System @NASASolarSystem]

See that dot between #Saturn's rings? That's us. All of us, in Cassini's last view of Earth, a billion miles away. https://t.co/boo1hiejhI

[John Warrington @johnnywarpaint]

@StupendousWave stoked!

[John Warrington @johnnywarpaint]

@StupendousWave what happened to jar jar binks after the rise of the empire?

[Spaceflight Now @SpaceflightNow]

SpaceX's rocket landing yesterday was captured in this unique drone view. See the longer video: https://t.co/LW6CpLcmw7

[John Warrington @johnnywarpaint]

*watches tape from the ring*
*phone rings*
Samara-"you're gonna die in 7 days."
Me: "thank god!"
Samara: "shit fam, you ok?

[John Warrington @johnnywarpaint]

The beer I'm currently enjoying was recalled nation wide for the slim chance it may contain glass shards. 2 in and still no luck.

[John Warrington @johnnywarpaint]

@PlayStation On the dualshock 5 put a tiny little lock switch somewhere, so I don't accidentally push buttons when watching movies, thanks!

[John Warrington @johnnywarpaint]

"Ha, you wear that Chewbacca jacket in the woods, you're liable to get shot!"

"Why didn't I think of that..."

[John Warrington @johnnywarpaint]

Should be writing final papers... but papers give me anxiety. Puppies do the exact opposite #gsd… https://t.co/wpfpgjO3Sk

[John Warrington @johnnywarpaint]

Wish I could switch lives with my dog for a day, so she could know how shitty it is for her to chill with my sister over me. #gettingacat

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

You're just like Taco Bell. You make everything better.

[John Warrington @johnnywarpaint]

You like her, she likes you, her family likes you, your family likes her. But NOPE.

[MLB @MLB]

When @POTUS is in on it, you know it’s a big deal.

FREE #DoritosLocosTacos across 🇺🇸 TOMORROW, 2-6pm at @TacoBell. https://t.co/jz9Le0ghJX

[John Warrington @johnnywarpaint]

I don't drink black coffee because I'm some sorta badass, I drink black coffee because I hate myself.