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[Ooh ahh Samaras @johnodonnell91]

@johnnyfitba It's 0957. And has absolutely nothing to do with the temple of Solomon or freemasons.

[Ooh ahh Samaras @johnodonnell91]

@_onlyscott Fred.

[Matty @_mjoneill67]

Tell you what, im fucking done supporting Scotland whilst Steve Clarkes in charge

Dont give a fuck about "hes got us to 3 major tournaments", hes a fucking embarrassment

Every tournament weve turned up & stunk the place out. Fuck him & his dinosaur, negative football

[. @oranstorrie99]

That Vinicius foul

[YAMAL’S UNCLE @Rios_Ay1]

@CFC_Dubois Ronaldo fans and premature ejaculation 😭😭😭

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨FACT: Messi has scored the same amount of World Cup goals in his last 4 games as Ronaldo has scored in his entire life.

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

All the records broken by Lionel Messi today:

Most FIFA World Cup finals goals by a football (soccer) player - 18

Most FIFA World Cup matches played in by an individual - 28

Most matches won by a player at the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 18

Most minutes played in the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 2,489

We are witnessing history.

[Underdog @Underdog]

Lionel Messi has 5 goals from open play in his last 2 World Cup matches.

Cristiano Ronaldo has 5 goals from open play in his WORLD CUP CAREER.

[Royal Mail @RoyalMail]

Moving home?

Remember to redirect your mail ✉️ https://t.co/DgDFRfZ1Hk

[Ooh ahh Samaras @johnodonnell91]

@VideosIrish Glasgow Central station, blue lagoon.

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

We’ve had 7 shots on target in our last 5 games at major tournaments (vs Morocco, Germany, Switzerland, Hungary and Haiti)

65 minutes per shot on target

Horrific

[Teddy @TEDDY127_]

I wonder how many other screenshots we can find of players covering their mouth.

Such a shitty rule and scummy thing to try and get someone sent off over. Games gone.

[Fitzy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Fitzy__07]

@ Ally McCoist

[Tam McManus @The_Tman10]

Did i just hear Ally McCoist say Hakimi was better than Cafu? Or is that the several Tennents i’ve had. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣

[J. 🇭🇷 @JosipFCB93]

I'm convinced Ronaldo fans are a social experiment to test how far the human stupidity can go at this point

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: A three-year-old boy has been thrown into the crocodile enclosure at a zoo in Cambridgeshire

A 30-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder, and the boy is in hospital in a serious but stable condition

[Rathore @bcci_x]

Ronaldo spends 85 minutes loitering around the goalpost like he's waiting for a bus, taps the ball into the net once and people compare him to Messi, who's busy running an entire football team 😭

[Appie Culé @appiecule]

Portugal are not favorites for the World Cup, not because they lack quality, names in certain positions, or because some stars underperform for the national team, as people will start claiming today to defend a certain player.

Portugal are not favorites because they will play the entire World Cup with one player who makes every opponent stronger than them. That player is Cristiano Ronaldo.

He doesn’t defend, doesn’t press, ruins attacks, and only cares about his own interests.

By what logic are Portugal’s players supposed to fight for him when he only plays for himself?

This moment explains everything. Portugal needed a goal, the ball was heading to Bruno Fernandes, who was about to shoot. Instead, Ronaldo decided to take the shot himself, hoping he might get lucky and score.

The smarter and more reliable option was to leave it for Bruno, and Portugal would have won today.

As long as Ronaldo is Portugal’s starting striker, there is nothing to fear from them.

[Bofrot1cedi @bofrot1cedi]

@Cristiano @Kobpascal @selecaoportugal I don’t know what they saying but you got the best rating 9’9 🔥

[Angry Bootneck @AngryBootneck]

If the Russian state wanted to murder the PM, they have many highly trained operatives that could achieve it. What they wouldn’t do, is hire some homosexual twinks to light fires at properties he’s likely not at and hope he’d be unable to briskly walk away from fire if needed. 😂