John Oliva

Pro touring gtr tech, stage manager and music maker. Family, NYC, Heineken, Les Pauls, bikes, killer whales and Yankees baseball. @wearebombers @mobileguitars

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⚾️💎 StatpadDraft #75 ⚾️💎

Team Record: 137-25
Overall: 78.4
Chemistry: A+

My team just beat 9% of other submissions

@StatpadGame

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@Plesac19 1987 RBI Baseball NES has a 10 run mercy rule. If you lead by 10 after a full inning, it’s over. MLB should bring this rule in after 7 complete…#lgy

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@GAmsingerjinx 1987 RBI Baseball NES has a 10 run mercy rule, if you’re winning by 10, after a complete inning, the game is over. I think MLB should make that a rule after 7 full innings.

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#rendon with the stick... that’s a class act right there, cool as a cucumber blasting one off. #respect

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Yuli Gurriel got a 5 game suspension for making fun of Asians with slant eyes directed at Yu Darvish in the 2017 WS, but @HeyLaurenSummer and @JuliaRose_33 got banned for life for showing their tits. @mlb needs to get their shit together. #freethenip #yuligurriel #yudarvish

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The little cocky man at 3rd base screws up another key play. Loving this... #fucktheastros

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Saw a guy with grey hair, glasses, slacks and a vest floating down bell Blvd on a hover board with an Alaskan husky beside him while wearing air pods. I’m officially priced out of my neighborhood. #bayside

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GHOSTA BUCKNAHHHHH

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@AnthonyRaneri Cardi B’s confession via twitter to drugging and robbing men when she was a stripper.

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Perhaps the way Charlie Manson’s musical royalties go to the victim’s families, the same should happen with some of these sex predators. You just can shut it off though. Too many good, honest, hard working people involved. Rome also wasn’t built by one person...

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People who know nothing about the entertainment biz are constantly calling for “muting” artists that have committed horrific crimes, without understanding that other regular people benefit from those revenue streams.

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The whole internet is like “shame on the NFL” It’s like Yo, where have all been for the last like 30 years??? 😂

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@theageofbronze HEY. You fucking lay off Scrooge McDuck right now! Let the capitalists of the past keep swimming in their spoils.

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@yakballz @wbr @warnermusic Aye! Nice work.

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@slow0ntheuptake Yeah fuck that book!

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My 4 month old daughter loves lead guitar playing and being naked on her back 😞 This karma comedian will NOT have the last laugh!

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Funny how all these fucking hipsters are hating on #santacon Its like “YO, you’re the living breathing rock and roll con” and we have to deal with you and your storyless tat sleeves EVERYDAY. #letthembemerry

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Altuve in his post game said he was “ a little upset” by Joe West call. 😂 No shit? Just a LITTLE? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@BenReiter you know you never responded to me asking you if you predicted Verlander at the trade deadline last year 😉. #lgy I’ll read your book in the off-season, then let’s grab some scotch and talk ball!

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As a die hard yanks fan I obviously don’t want Boston to win anything, but the fucking #astros are such cocky crybabies that I’m considering pulling for the great northeast... @AnthonyRaneri amirite? At least for now...