Kelly Muskopf

ASL Interpreter. Selena Enthusiast.

[Kelly Muskopf @slow0ntheuptake]

The CDC recommends you should swing it, shake it, move it, make it, trust it, use it, prove it, grove it… show how good you are.

[Many Eyes @manyeyes_music]

If anyone has any issues with venues on this tour (or any future tours) not being accommodating for those of you with disabilities please reply and use #etidADA and I’ll personally make sure you are taken care of

[Kelly Muskopf @slow0ntheuptake]

On 1/7/07, Christian McKnight’s mom threw him a surprise birthday party at the Crazy Donkey after a Sleeping/Endwell show. The same night, @johnoliva threw my AP Physics textbook across the room. Now, I remember Christian’s birthday every year. 🎈

[Kelly Muskopf @slow0ntheuptake]

Haven't tweeted in a while. There are some gems archived on here.

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Thank you for everything. My last ask is the same as my first. I'm asking you to believe—not in my ability to create change, but in yours.

[Kelly Muskopf @slow0ntheuptake]

I've been chasing him all year, but it hasn't helped me get any faster.

[Kelly Muskopf @slow0ntheuptake]

@intoitoverit pretty intimidating dude.

[Kelly Muskopf @slow0ntheuptake]

I have either been forgotten
or I was never seen.
Now, I'm in the negative
space between.

[Kelly Muskopf @slow0ntheuptake]

@steffbomb this isn't exactly what you're looking for, but I hope this will help in some small way: https://t.co/uO09vtK9l0

[Kelly Muskopf @slow0ntheuptake]

Finally got this very important poster custom framed. @OTMOPofficial

[Kelly Muskopf @slow0ntheuptake]

Finally getting these bad boys framed. Leaving important things with a stranger is not fun. @OTMOPofficial @intoitoverit

[Kelly Muskopf @slow0ntheuptake]

@intoitoverit jokeyo

[Kelly Muskopf @slow0ntheuptake]

"What would my abs look like if I didn't like peanut m&m's so much?" #thingsiaskmyselfduringraces

[Kelly Muskopf @slow0ntheuptake]

Happy Birthday, @intoitoverit! May your tweets be sassy, tones be splitty, and smiles be plentiful on this joyous day!

[Kelly Muskopf @slow0ntheuptake]

@intoitoverit hopefully, some sassy airport tweets...

[Kelly Muskopf @slow0ntheuptake]

Look at where you are.
Look at where you started.
The fact that you're alive is a miracle.
Just stay alive; that would be enough.

[Kelly Muskopf @slow0ntheuptake]

Napping, ordering takeout, and staying in on your birthday counts as partying, right @AndrewWK?

[Kelly Muskopf @slow0ntheuptake]

@intoitoverit Get it!!