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[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@WhiteHouse Any follow up now that the text of the agreement has come out and the VP confirmed the $300 billion?

[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@InternetH0F Lol they both look like corpses made to walk with robotic joints

[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@InternetH0F Him first

[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@CShielddad @nylawho1 I have, but I haven't ever started at failure.

[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@nylawho1 Holy crap, I thought it was AI too!

[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@cwebbonline So stupid, he complains the most of anyone. He's the complainer in chief

[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@Jenbox360 @Diablo Love the name!

[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@dieworkwear Heck yeah, buy the dip! Wait, it's gonna go back up, right? 😬

[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@atrupar Imagine having a gender affirming beard transplant and then saying this

[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@Merman_Melville Based on Musk tweets I can confirm this

[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@BadMedicalTakes This is a good medical take. I was never fully alive until I got really backed up. I get so much more done when I don't poop for 5 days!

[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@tedcruz Not sure why you're trying to sell him to Republican voters so hard, but you do you!

[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@tylerblack32 "Ecg is 14 years younger" makes absolutely no sense. ECG doesn't change (excluding heart rate changes, which stop around age 12 or earlier) from birth to old age unless you develop a heart condition. Are they saying he had afib for 14 years and it's been ablated or something?

[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@InternetH0F That made him like $700 million. I'm sure he's feeling that two hundo though

[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@adamemedia1 Her and Elon's baby*

[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@nytimes Good news for her is there's a 1.8 billion dollar fund for this

[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@JamieBonkiewicz What do you mean about to?

[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@wyomelo Just what every woman wants: earrings that look like buttholes

[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@mattvanswol I am happy to give Trump all the credit for doubling gas prices. You are right, it worked!

[Jaster M @johnoodle]

@atrupar He's right because 2x0 is still exactly zero. We need to tax his wealth not his income because there's tons of ways around income tax.