Pendo

My name is Pendo, sender of meh tweets, general of useless knowledge, loyal servant to EFC, father, husband, and I will go viral, in this life or the next.

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@mikegalsworthy @JDVance Pay for his flights? I’d give him a piggyback to the UK via Italy and France. Spread his impact

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@NubiBlue It couldn’t be much closer. We share 4 exact fixtures with Brentford. Brighton with the easier run in though and Sunderland very much in it too. If it goes down to the last game, it could be the relegation favourites in Europe and North London media darlings in the Championship.

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Police Celebrations as smarties rolover under interrygation to revel where the cad burys their bounty.

[Joe @MrJoeGooch]

The Great KitKat Robbery: Police issue update

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

The reality of Reform.

Word is that unelected Zia and Reform absolutely hate this being shared 🤣🤣🤣

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@MrJoeGooch At last!

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The Scourge of VAR https://t.co/SwVnOuE7fs

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Sky News - BREAKING: Nigel Farage has 'had a poo'.

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@MrJoeGooch Perfect.

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Plum, Plumber, Plumbest.

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@KShehla7 @NormalIslandNws Real plumber 1 - Pimlico plumber 0

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@CountBinface @DerpSwan Thought you were bincognito these days

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@realclintonb @gobressie Spirits! Is that an angel we see before us? Follow the light, follow the light.

Fading now…

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@larryandpaul Yet another triumphant acronym to add to your collection.

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@ScrtDrugAddict If you want to make it really sexy, how about Home owner?

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@mermaidmamamags The Electric Chair Orchestra

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

🚨Donald Trump is going to try and steal the US elections, and this is how he’s going to do it🚨

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@Parody_PM @campbellclaret

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@Parody_PM @Nigel_Farage

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@GBPolitcs

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@mikoh123