John Pikowski

I’m just here to keep up with British panel television shows

Profile pic by @jphosho

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“Why are you so upset about inflation?”

Me:

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@Variety I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but this guy looks to me like he broke into a bakery and ate all the pies

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@ClubWPTGold so brutal to win the one that doesn’t come with a jersey or crown avatar 😭

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@rejectedjokes Alarm is set but fully prepared to get Ticketmaster’d ™️🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖

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@AlexHorne help the actual fans pls 😭 resale bots destroyed us

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Get scummed by @Ticketmaster as fast as you can. Your time starts NOW!
@taskmaster

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

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@Runabayo

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@JamesBousema Skull.

https://t.co/7dE4UfIQt8

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@andrewcuomo Stick to Facebook, Andrew.

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@mulaney Wow @Delta actually framed him for murder and he needs an alibi

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@CoryxKenshin

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What in the Julian Newman is this ?

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Kim Kardashian enters her 7th year of law school and shares a pic with the caption “Law School”

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@BrooklynNets please hire competent staff this year - been out here for 30+ mins and missing the 1st Q

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That’s where ye be wrong, Todd

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Tonight is a friendly reminder that in order to watch every NFL game this year you need

CBS
ESPN/ABC
NBC
Fox
Youtube TV
Peacock
Netflix
Amazon Prime

I miss cable

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@TheMedalCount_ Not My Kayla

That’s my mnemonic device for this one

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I’m finally understanding how the stock market works

When a corporation murders someone, their stock goes down

[yc @yc]

Al Pacino just going “uh yeah Oppenheimer” lmaooo perfect ending no notes

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@ThisIsKyleR @FBI Imagine having to look over your shoulder all day for the “candy crush consultant” 😂

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@xgigglypuff @shathushan_siva Needs to take his own advice 😂

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#KCvsBUF https://t.co/wNKrdgGgZi