It's me, John

Electrician in Clapham, London, specialising in electrical installation work ⚡️, EV charging points 🔌🚘, Solar PVs ☀️ and Battery storage 🔋.

[It's me, John @johnrahers]

@chrisgolds Meta glasses? Nawtee boy hehe

[It's me, John @johnrahers]

@chrisgolds Hi. It’s chopped liver here. *waving*.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In 1731, Sister Mariana de Jesus, a Portuguese nun, was sentenced to six months silence for ogling a monk with a telescope and passing raunchy messages to him hidden in a pancake.

[Pyrrhos 🫒❤️‍🔥🌾 @Pyrrrhos]

Flight attendants, man. Some of the most schizo bottoms you can come across.

[It's me, John @johnrahers]

@chrisgolds Skinny queeeeen!

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Historians be like:
Peter never married. He Chose to stay single his whole life. Lived until the day he died with his roommate and closest personal friend Jack by his side

[It's me, John @johnrahers]

@JPB_Islington Put the crack pipe down nanna and get some water and rest.

[It's me, John @johnrahers]

@eircare hello. I am having trouble logging into my account. I can’t reset password. I can’t get hold of you on the phone as it keeps cutting out. Please can someone help me?

[𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 @deirdrescig]

lighting a cig in an open field in the uk

[It's me, John @johnrahers]

Hi huns? Peekaboo @sainsburys

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@sainsburys Hello Sains. Do you have any plans to install EV chargers in your large two-story Clapham Common car-park? I think you should.

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@qikipedia Along with tens of thousands of tourists and visitors every single day.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The Irish town of Dingle has 55 pubs and a population of about 1650 - one pub for every 30 people.

[It's me, John @johnrahers]

@OctopusEnergy Hey guys. Is there anyone I can speak to on DM or email re EV tariffs please?

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@Deliveroo @DeliverooHelp Reported. Have to wait 24 hours for a reply. Why is this?

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@deliver_ooHlp Send me your bank account number and 6-digit sort code first and I will

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@deliver_ooHlp X is trash

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@IgififJolie @chrisgolds Rosé first. Hehe. #thirsty

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@msloobylou Me? Never 😇.

[It's me, John @johnrahers]

#Grindr - when you’re rude not replying to a message from every Tom, Dick and Harry, but you’re also rude telling the ‘say if not interested’ guys “I’m not interested”. And you’re rude if you block.
Right.