John Romaniello

advisor, author, and typewriter enthusiast. I teach people how to find and refine their writing voice. ranked #3 in the world in snuggling.

[John Romaniello @JohnRomaniello]

I disagree with what you say, but defend to the death your right to say it.

Unless you fuck up you're vs your, in which case burn in hell.

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@JordenPagel Gimli is like that dude who has a distant cousin who lives in another city and tells you, “yeah, my guy Balin will hooks us up about all the clubs” despite not having seen or spoken to that person in years. Just intends to drop in and take advantage.

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@PropaneFitness @BryanKrahn This sounds like a conversation between old dudes.

People like stuff, guys. They spend money on it because they like it.

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Most of life isn't weddings or funerals, feast or famine, drought or deluge. Most of life is fairly boring; a parade of Tuesdays numbly blurring together—punctuated, occasionally, with tragedy or ecstasy. The secret is to find the people you want to spend your Tuesdays with.

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@kyle_mktg @tofffffer Yup, our course Captivating Copywriting covers everything from ecomm to high ticket services. Would love to hook you up. Can give a discount code

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If you watch one thing today make it this

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@CSPopoff @ClintFiore @heyalexfriedman I suspect Alex is right, though I imagine that would work better on TikTok than YouTube

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@noahkagan Great email.

I’m also going to be in Austin on Monday. I live here. Let’s catch a workout and a taco feast.

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@dorrine @theSamParr I’m always down for that :)

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When someone says you're a lot, it usually means values or vision don't align.
Good advice via @JohnRomaniello from Gary V. Find the folks that support and get you.

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Being an adult is managing the despondency and loneliness resulting from the abject certainty that you are the only person on earth who knows how to correctly load a dishwasher.

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@BryanKrahn You’re big-big for sure.

And very much big-big for your age.

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@BryanKrahn “Am I still big?”
-me, a guy on steroids, to no one in particular

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@poevaber @Legalala Hi 👋🏽

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@EmiratesSupport hi, we’ve been trying to locate a missing bag that got lost in a transfer from @JetBlue to @emirates en route to Athens. I need to speak to someone direct at Emirates @EWRairport to confirm whether the back is in Newark or Athens

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@fangrlfrkshow @critrolecloset @WillingBlam https://t.co/vrAAlfbxYk

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@AdventureDub You have my sword

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@BryanKrahn “He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying.”

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@melissaCnavia Amazing, Melissa. Very happy for you

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@AdventureDub Literally wearing a “stay gold” bracelet Leighton left in my hotel room so guess you could say it’s more of a lifestyle at this point

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@cadebrigade Amanda and I are headed to Austin. Putting together a D&D group. Come join, you’d make a great assassin.