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[john sheldons @johnsheldons]

@vulturetrades Checklist

[john sheldons @johnsheldons]

@vulturetrades $100 strategy

[john sheldons @johnsheldons]

@critty91 @gatewaygrinders

[Lucky Teter @TheMagaHulk]

The man they chose to represent Haiti to the rest of the world hasn't even mastered the concept of pouring water from a pitcher into a smaller cup.

And we're supposed to believe that 20,000 Haitians are improving the quality of life in Springfield, OH?

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

Bruce Springsteen’s “Born In The U.S.A.” has jumped to #9 on the U.S. iTunes Song Chart, the 40th consecutive year of people not listening to the lyrics.

[john sheldons @johnsheldons]

@jmjones 🤯

[john sheldons @johnsheldons]

Ok do Rashee Rice next

[Change.org @Change]

A https://t.co/ZM9wf2HIuH petition is calling on the Chiefs to dismiss kicker Harrison Butker for making several dehumanizing remarks during his commencement speech at Benedictine College on May 11th. Here’s what the three-time Super Bowl champion said about women, Pride Month, COVID, abortion, and more …

If you want to read or sign the petition, head to https://t.co/CWY5iSdRaJ. #HarrisonButker #commencement #graduation #chiefs #nfl

[john sheldons @johnsheldons]

Gonna really surprise the next bastard that opens that door too

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A leopard surprised 12-year-old boy Mohit Ahire in a wedding hall, Malegaon, India.

The boy smartly and quietly picked his phone and locked the leopard inside.

Authorities later tranquilized the cat and relocated it to the forest unharmed.
https://t.co/EtO79vtX5j

[john sheldons @johnsheldons]

@DiveBarDave2_0 @barstoolsports Whoah so cool

[john sheldons @johnsheldons]

Who tosses a guy out of a spring training game?

[John Denton @JohnDenton555]

#STLCards RHP Lance Lynn on his ejection: "(Umpire Angel Hernandez) started chirping at the (Cards) dugout and I told him, 'They know it was a strike.' He told me, 'Let's go!' And I told him, 'I have five seconds on the pitch clock and I'll start whenever I feel like it.' ...

[#tuatime @goknicks1357]

Me and the gf watching Shane Gillis snl tonight

[john sheldons @johnsheldons]

Of all the pictures to choose from why this

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

Name a city that should have an NFL team ✍️

I'll start: St. Louis

[john sheldons @johnsheldons]

How can i bet on this?

[Koen van Gilst @vnglst]

Saw this on Twitter somewhere and I had to recreate it. This is my coding happy place. 🪷

[john sheldons @johnsheldons]

@JayModelski24 At least they didnt just sign Matt Carpenter

[john sheldons @johnsheldons]

Spelling is important

[Mr Koach Carter @MR_koach_carter]

He out raped nas on made you look remix stop luda is nice , he goofy but he can rap with the best of them

[Comrade Stump @GranTorinoDSA]

I would attend one of these just to shoot myself and ruin it for everyone.

[john sheldons @johnsheldons]

Grimace has McFuckin had it

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

It was at that moment that Grimace realized that diversity is not in fact our strength

[Sean 🌴 @BasedBroward]

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