M. Clay Johns

[M. Clay Johns @johnsmclay]

@Werewolf_V [excited/hopeful] Full Moon Club 2024? 🐶🩸🌕

[M. Clay Johns @johnsmclay]

@kujofighter No explanation needed.

[M. Clay Johns @johnsmclay]

@WarnIndustries Your semi-hidden bumper kits for Subarus look nice, but replace the active shutters. Now my vehicle permanently has a check engine light which is really annoying. Seems like a bit of an oversight. What gives? #NOTFullyTested

[M. Clay Johns @johnsmclay]

@SlackHQ if you're "On a mission to make [our] working life simpler, more pleasant and more productive." Why have you ignored requests FOR YEARS to allow us to turn off notifications for annoying, spammy bots and coworkers?

[M. Clay Johns @johnsmclay]

@FilkAmy @SlackHQ It's not hard. Slack just doesn't care. They don't see/have the problem in their workplace, so they assume it doesn't happen in any other workplace. They operate like @Apple in that they assume "you're using it wrong" and that it's not a real problem.

[M. Clay Johns @johnsmclay]

@SlackHQ @J7mbo And the fact that you felt the need to "warn" your users about using it says even more.

[M. Clay Johns @johnsmclay]

@SlackHQ @J7mbo Who gives two $hits about your "concept". Your users have been asking for this for YEARS. If YOU don't want to use the feature, fine, don't use it. But WE DO. The fact that someone has made a browser plugin for it w/ 103 stars and 19 forks says a lot.

[M. Clay Johns @johnsmclay]

@TheBeehiveHQ "energy bombs"? WTF. "Bomb" is in the summary 4x. Convo should be how safe it is, the waste qty produced, and how the plant and waste will be managed. There are reactor types like LFTR that are inherently safe and produce re-usable waste. Fearmongering inhibits research.

[M. Clay Johns @johnsmclay]

@MazdaUSA Why did you pull your remote start (MMS) app from Andriod? I already paid for another year of service and now no app...

[M. Clay Johns @johnsmclay]

Wow, wish they did that in NYC stations. https://t.co/LzOOGuatHA

[Jen @thejennyjude]

You guys. This graphic designer is LOSING HER MIND. The @wmata escalators now have the colors of which line they take you too. Coolest use of colors to actually help people.

[M. Clay Johns @johnsmclay]

@PNCBank_Help Probably nothing you can do. Your phone people said mortgage payment changes are only available by phone or mail now, not online.

[M. Clay Johns @johnsmclay]

@PNCBank_Help "To better serve" mortgage customers you "upgraded" to a new site. The problem is, now they can't manage their payments. #sad

[Felicia Day🇺🇸 @feliciaday]

I got an air purifier that has an "air quality meter" on it and when I fart, totally serious, it turns red and goes turbo. That's SCIENCE.

[Internet of Shit @internetofshit]

i go to google analytics by slamming 'anal' into chrome and hoping it autocompletes but today that ended badly at work 😳

[M. Clay Johns @johnsmclay]

Cryptically concise code is not elegant. Just because you can do it in one statement does not mean you should.

[M. Clay Johns @johnsmclay]

@boastr_net Any idea why BTT would have 6K+ open files causing the system max to be hit and other programs to crash? Love BTT, BTW.

[M. Clay Johns @johnsmclay]

@DrawItPaint Is there any way to purchase some of your paint?

[M. Clay Johns @johnsmclay]

.@JamesRogersSLC1 @kylelamalfa @StanPenfold @lukegarrott @SLCErin @CharlieLukeSLC Vote NO on proposed ridesharing rules! #UTlovesRidesharing

[M. Clay Johns @johnsmclay]

@expandrive ah, email address is required but it does not tell you. Just errors out. Thanks!