MikeFromMars

[MikeFromMars @JohnSmithnmbm]

@Jurgen80048425 I'd give them each a one lb ball peen hammer and let fate decide.

[MikeFromMars @JohnSmithnmbm]

@LucasSa56947288

[MikeFromMars @JohnSmithnmbm]

@RonFilipkowski

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨BREAKING: ERIC SCHMITT CONFUSED THE ATLANTA HAWKS WITH THE IOWA HAWKEYES WHILE TRYING TO TIE JACK SMITH TO FANI WILLIS.

Schmitt suggested Smith was in Atlanta for a Hawks game and warned him not to “perjure yourself.”

There was one problem: the texts were about Iowa playing Maryland in Maryland.

Smith wasn’t talking about the Atlanta Hawks. He was talking about the Iowa Hawkeyes.

Amy Klobuchar: “Perhaps you should have looked at it more carefully.”

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

Amy Klobuchar refused to let this go, returning to it after questioning and calling on Eric Schmitt to apologize for his remarks about Jack Smith. “For a US senator to have false information and imply, based on a confusion about the name of a team — which I knew, knowing my Midwestern sports — and imply that you were in another city, that you were somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia, and then call you a dirtbag, is something that deserves an apology.”

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

A phenomenal moment in the Senate.

Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta.

Smith denies it.

Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury.

Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland.

Watch the whole thing:

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

🤡 Eric Schmitt beclowns himself during Jack Smith hearing 🤡

Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atlanta to go to a Hawks game and collude with Fani Willis, and briefly displayed his "evidence" on a poster board before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- Schmitt's facts were totally wrong. Smith was actually in Maryland at a Hawkeyes (not a Hawks) game and never met Willis. As Klobuchar told him, "You have your teams wrong."

Here's the whole deeply embarrassing sequence:

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Eric Schmitt is on The Charlie Kirk Show (yes it's still called that) -- and believe it or not, hosts are pretending he owned Jack Smith with his embarrassingly botched gotcha

"You caught him in this NBA game too in Atlanta"

"Yeah," Schmitt replies

There's no mention at any point that Schmitt had all of his facts wrong

[I’m NotDevinsMom Moron @NotDevinsMom]

Not arresting Trump or the 149 seditious Republicans on January 7, 2021 was a huge mistake.

[Ab @Abdnys]

The perfect Answer

[United Canada 🇨🇦 @UnitedCanucks26]

I’m a Canadian 🇨🇦 and I fully stand by @ZelenskyyUa! 🇺🇦
Do you? Retweet to show your solidarity with Ukraine.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Trump
“You know what I want Zelinsky to do? Make a deal. I want him to settle with Putin.”

Hey Fuckface, in the real world when someone breaks into your house, you don’t fucking negotiate on which rooms they can have. You kick them the fuck out of your house.

[No Filter @the_jimmy_says]

Americans: Canada getting cozy with China is a fucking national-security crisis.

Also America last night: Trump practically dry-humping Xi through a state dinner, military flyover and enough red-carpet foreplay to make Beijing blush.

Apparently China is the enemy when Canada talks to them.

When Trump does it, somebody dim the lights.

[Todd Hagopian | Stagnation Assassin @ToddHagopian]

This guy is the CEO of Flock

He takes pictures of you and hands them over to the cops

But, he doesn’t want you to know what he looks like

PLEASE do NOT share his photo!

[Jerry_Saiyan @JerryWillResist]

@CoachForGov @CoachForGov is a hateful Racist. He’s an ass kissing sycophant who like most Republicans have no policies to actually help Americans but are definitely hurting them.
He is an Elephant Eared Piece of Shit 😡 #VoteBlue26

[Evil Corbett @EvilCorbettWILK]

@PaulleyTicks

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

Because President Trump banned the press pool, there was no audio recorded for his new helipad grand opening - and a unnamed NEWSMAX employee took the opportunity to hijack the closed captioning scroll.

[United Canada 🇨🇦 @UnitedCanucks26]

Canada was just named the most trusted and admired country on Earth! 🍁
We rank 3rd best globally for Quality of Life, heavily outperforming the USA while rapidly building new global trading partners. 🌎
Our global titles in 2026:
🥇 #1 Friendliest Country
🥇 #1 Most Loved Country
🥈 #2 Most Polite Country
🥉 #3 Kindest Country
Furthermore our nation has the greatest education: Canadian students consistently rank #1 among all English-speaking nations for reading, mathematics, and science literacy. 📚
On top of that, Prime Minister Mark Carney has hit a historic 70% approval rating as we stand strong on the world stage.❤️
To anyone mocking Canadians: this is your reminder that Canada is officially the best. 🇨🇦

[Grace Hall @Randaroo1212]

President is a pedophile
First Lady is a prostitute
Vice President fucks couches
FBI director fucks animals
Health secretary is a heroin addict
Attorney general protects pedophiles
Secretary of defense is a drunk

The Trump admin, ladies and gentlemen.

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

L: Trump saying, "Everyone knows that Canada doesn’t let our Great Dairy Farmers sell into the Canadian Market"

R: Trump admin boasting in 2018 about how much dairy his USMCA allowed the US to sell into the Canadian market, including tens of thousands of metric tons of milk