A Johnson

eat my ass

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

the world was fine without ai

[Matthew Todd 🌏🔥 @MrMatthewTodd]

You’re not angry enough at the people in the media who told us for decades climate scientists were lying or exaggerating…

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I really do respect my cats boundaries but sometimes I HAVE to pick them up and squeeze them and squish them and kiss them and rub my face in their belly and sniff their paws and

[T @dfwtee_]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

My frontal lobe fully developed, and I realized that spending five days a week working a 9 to 5 until I’m 60 just so I can finally “enjoy life” for a few years at the end is one of the worst deals we’ve ever been told to accept.

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

Y’all aren’t listening: data centers are killing bees. Every third thing you eat? Bees made that possible. They are way more important than any fancy AI or server room we keep prioritizing.

[ten @10neuh]

u could be having the worst day of ur life and someone that never checks on u will hit u up to talk about themselves

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Hot take: People DO NOT actually want to become millionaires. They want to stop checking their bank account before buying groceries.

[앤드류 @DemiSenpaii]

We’re sooo back😭

[carly 🚀🍂 @narliebirds]

if there’s one thing Ryan Gosling is gonna do it’s take a role that lets him wear a cool jacket

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

i love this song but it must be weird to be the 2nd-best rihanna impersonator in your own marriage

[حليمة @hals_xo]

may i never lose the ability to notice <3

[em ✨ @awfulcuppa]

people missing the point on this. he's right! not specifically club penguin that needs to come back, but there are simply not safe, fun and moderated spaces specifically just for kids online now. kids are pushed towards tiktok etc because where the fuck else are they meant to go

[viyusgi @VIYUSGl]

mi humilde propuesta porque creo que no existe algo más europeo

[just rue🇵🇸🇪🇬 @prettysadleo]

if reincarnation is real id like to come back as a cat to a girl who always wanted a cat but wasnt allowed to

[bala ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @balargoingsolar]

never deleting tiktok

[King Parris Jae of LA 🐆🐅🐈‍⬛🦁 @kingparrisjae]

@fatfabfeminist I hate a sassy man but he ate with ‘yep be getting dicked down’ 😂

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

hate when yall make me side with a man

[Softboy @softboywin]

I just found out water is a human right in Ireland and nobody pays water bills.
Every country should be like Ireland.
Water IS and always should be a human right