Heather Johnson

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[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

If Twitter goes down as well I guess we just have to… fall asleep? Can’t remember what used to happen?

[Heather Johnson @johnson_hj]

Worst my hay fever has ever been 💀

[Heather Johnson @johnson_hj]

This weather is a sick joke- I wanna be tan wearing pretty dresses

[Heather Johnson @johnson_hj]

Scrolling through Twitter trying not to see any LOD spoilers

[Heather Johnson @johnson_hj]

@Morrisons For real? You’re calling this a jam doughnut 🥲

[Heather Johnson @johnson_hj]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp Why do I pay for Asos next day delivery if its not actually coming the next day???

[Heather Johnson @johnson_hj]

Friends actually makes everything better- doctors should prescribe it

[Heather Johnson @johnson_hj]

Having to turn on the big light at 3pm isn’t nice

[Heather Johnson @johnson_hj]

Let’s start the Christmas shopping then 🙄

[Heather Johnson @johnson_hj]

This is what all of winter lockdown will look like

[Heather Johnson @johnson_hj]

The thought of mince pies with icing on really angers me

[Heather Johnson @johnson_hj]

I can’t stop buying pyjamas that I don’t need. Help.

[Nathan Gershek @NathanGershek]

Pissed I’m not seeing Abel tonight 🤔

[Heather Johnson @johnson_hj]

GBBO is so wholesome 🥺

[Heather Johnson @johnson_hj]

Why are hangovers getting worse with age? I thought the more you did something the better you got at it 😭

[Heather Johnson @johnson_hj]

WFH ain’t too bad when it’s raining

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

There's going to be a lot of legs outside the duvet tonight

[Heather Johnson @johnson_hj]

No offence to me but why did I cry at update 😭 happy tears obvs

[Heather Johnson @johnson_hj]

So they are social distance filming emmerdale but I can’t social distance and see my parents in an outdoor space? Oooookkkkk

[Heather Johnson @johnson_hj]

I really miss being really really really blonde