Kirsten Johnson

Barkeep. Biologist. Aspiring Goat herder.

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

Every time you see me, this is what I’m thinking.

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

.....just saying.

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

“But if the weather turned bad, or the harvest failed and famine ensued, it could happen that the common people, to appease their gods, slew so worthless a king.” - A History of the Swedish People #socialdemocracy

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

@sanguisugabogg @ShelobsLair @centurymedia @centurymediaeu @holymountainnc @EVILGREED @Revolvermag Super random question....on the favorite albums list of 2017 was a shade...can’t remember the name but i feel like there was a pirate ship I the album cover. Would love to remember who it is...

[Beth Fisher @BethFisherWWJ]

It's homecoming weekend on Michigan's "other" island up north, the Emerald Isle....Beaver Island. There'll be music, chicken dinners and boodling. @WWJ950 #Beaverisland #Boodling

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

The delay in my flight is now longer than the flight itself. Glad we could get that reading light above 12d fixed before we take off.......

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

@Delta two flights in three days...both inexplicably delayed. Not feeling confident about my upcoming flights. #arewethereyet

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

Conversatikn@overhears at the Indian buffet (where I’m eating alone #noshame): “I don’t understand why it has to be so esoteric! It would be much easier if they just used plain language.” #selfawareness

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

“We have been trained to connect conversation with soft, interstitial laughter.” ....”It’s not the only reason Germans think Americans are retarded, but it’s definitely one of them.” @CKlosterman I’m actually laughing.

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

Upland sandpipers are total weirdos. #birds

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

@kmeinke Who is even surprised at this??? Allusions people, there are literally hundreds of them.

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

Watched a one-man re-enactment of the Time Warp today on the corner across from my office. Can’t complain.

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

@jfarkas14 @drewrdavis Hooooooooly hell! That’s super neat, and also the stuff of nightmares. I will never not be a bird person...

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

Starting my new coffee table book. “Mostly Empty: Stories of Shopping Carts Lost.” If you see a shopping cart around town lmk so I can take its portrait @… https://t.co/Q7n6353Hq0

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

“I’m orange peels. I’m coffe grounds. In wisdom.” ...thanks trash heap!

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

Three free lunches and the discovery of a new taco joint round the corner from the office..... talk about a banner week! #blessed

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

@rktaylor52 “Describe your perfect day..”

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

The thing I hate most about riding uber is that you know exactly how long it will be until you next arrive at a bathroom. 24 minutes, yikes!

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

Nice article about some fantastic research I participated in on the importance of wintering grounds conservation and the value of agroforestry to migratory birds as an alternative source of habitat. https://t.co/rDyiWix2Ww

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

@imteddybless If this man has ever asked any woman ever to put his ballsack in or around her mouth..... #hairyandtyrannical

[Kirsten Johnson @johnson_ke]

@rktaylor52 I’m behind the times.