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slow boogie thru it

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

as a man u should be saying “whoa momma” in the Johnny Bravo voice every time you see your girlfriend

[Nathan Halberstadt 🧊 @NatHalberstadt]

This is how refugee programs work

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i always sleep with a gun under my pillow just in case i need to shoot myself.

[Cosmic @DocCosmic98]

Jfc. Can you imagine trying to pack that wound cavity and jamming your fingers into hot sharp wire fragments like that. You could get hit with this thing outside a level 1 trauma center in front of a team of surgeons and still croak. Brutal.

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[tex @texmeplease]

my girl bought pink garbage bags so now i look like a faggot taking out the trash

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

US lawmakers have introduced legislation to make marijuana legal at a federal level

This change would remove marijuana from the Controlled Substances Act

[RandyGoat 🐐 @RandyGoat]

Y'all know the Constitution says we're supposed to remove this current government, right?

[Brad Bain @thebradbain]

ok, sure why not

[Sippy @LeviathanGunha]

Rage rooms are so pointless bruh that's what your wife and kids are for

[RIOT! @PuppyGirlRiot]

Omw home sitting at a red light and the car next to me has a 20 year old white boy in it singing teenage dirtbag as loud as possible while sobbing

[hubo🇵🇸 @basil_bobby]

type of guy his wife endures for 18 years because the kids like him until they move out and she divorces him stat and he makes a final diy project from a stool and some rope

[Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster]

If Tim Dillon was born in 2003

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

I be telling hoes the truth that’s why they say I’m mean 😭

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

I'll be 65 years old on Sunday, but once upon a time, I had cool hair, did lots of epic sh*t, and got to drive bitchin' cars.

[josh @joshypooper]

situationship stabbed me but the police reported it as a domestic violence incident 👀 #ouushiii #whatarewe

[Klara @klara_sjo]

He's fucking those sheep, isn't he?

[toxic king @toxicking]

Don’t forget to have fun, none of this shit really matters

[joey @joboduj]

hey siri blow my shit clean off