viki johnson

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

i wasted 30 minutes of my life editing this

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Us watching you attempt to outrun something you tried to pspspspspspsps after we specifically said not to

[NPR @NPR]

The "Banished Words" list for 2022 has been released. GOAT, quiet quitting, and amazing made the list.

It is what it is. (That made the list as well.)

https://t.co/M0Ece6LQAM

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service says it will protect the iconic whitebark pine tree, whose habitat spans 80 million acres in seven Western states and Canada, under the Endangered Species Act. https://t.co/JyPIr8FxyF

[NPR @NPR]

One thing that's nice about having pets, they give you unconditional love.

NPR's poet-in-residence Kwame Alexander wants you to share a poem in the voice of your pet.

Then Alexander will take lines from your pieces and create a crowdsourced poem. https://t.co/mr895u9dpu

[Robert Dyer @BethesdaRow]

Pepco customers now in the dark in Gaithersburg plane crash-related power outage in Montgomery County: 113,081.

MCPS to make announcement regarding potential school closures "later this evening."

Plane occupants, awaiting rescue, identified:

https://t.co/FxjVsq1aTy

#MoCo #DC

[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

So, @TheOnion filed an amicus brief before the Supreme Court in defense of parody under the First Amendment… and it’s exactly what you’d expect. https://t.co/1JFfSqUJFA

[Guido Reichstadter @GuidoReichstad1]

If I can make it to the top of this ever-loving bridge, I know you can make it into the street!

Let's shut it down nonviolently day after day after day till out rights are protected.

I'll be up here, much love to you all!

[Jen Gentleman 🌺 @JenMsft]

don't touch that, it's my emotional support box of obsolete cables

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

#ThursdayVibes

[Chelsea E. Manning @xychelsea]

alright everyone, here’s the contractually obligated tweet the publisher wants literally five minutes ago: my memoir is finally nearing release, expected october 18 😅

[🥖kekeflipnote🥖 @Kekeflipnote]

Do not fear. (sound)

[John Cena @JohnCena]

What a wonderful way to spend a Saturday. Misha and his mother, Liana define #NeverGiveUp.

Thank you to the @WSJ and @WWE who helped make this special visit possible.

[viki johnson @johnson_viki]

@DevinCow @NunesAlt @ericowensdc @TBApple @EmGorse @pikachuevie @chrislhayes @justinbaragona Parents gotta know which things will break and which things will bounce.

[Foxming @Foxming6]

@DrSamiSchalk And your point is?

[viki johnson @johnson_viki]

@SamJones_MoCo @daniel_marcin @wmata @Metrorailinfo Also that one menacing DRIP makes me uncomfortable.

[NPR @NPR]

The Waters-ness of filmmaker John Waters' first novel is undiluted, in case you were worried cultural debates over impropriety had gotten to the self-proclaimed "filth elder."

But he still sent the book to a sensitivity reader.

(They never called back.)
https://t.co/s7J0Hclh47