Just Johnson Things

Mabry, Katy, David, and Ben, just trying to survive

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“If I’m not back in 5 minutes, come find me” -dad as he heads to the breakfast buffet

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“What a vintage experience that I’m a part of”
-Katy when mom and dad pay for dinner in cash

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“I know what I want for Christmas. A metal detector.“ -Mom

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“Did I tell you what happened? My shoes dissolved” -Katy?

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“Dad taught me to use the fire symbol when someone says something really cool that we like” -Mom 🔥

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“Miss Sue accused me of not caring one time” -David on Sunday School in elementary school

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“There’s nothing I love more than an online quiz” -Katy

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Katy on not being able to listen to music in the car: “This is gonna sound dramatic but that’s the only time I truly feel happy.”

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“If you think you’re one step ahead, you’re one step behind” -Katy

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“I’ve seen dad, in order to miss bumps in the road, hit curbs.” -David
after dad swerved to miss an invisible bump

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“I can gaslight anybody I can gaslight a freakin rock” -Katy

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“Everybody is just aging at a rapid speed and it is alarming” -Katy

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“Lil Wayne is a Poet. He’s the earnest Hemingway of our generation” -Katy

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“I wonder if the Bensons’ flight crashed” -Katy after they aren’t early

“Y’all can thank me for anything that looks good in this house” -Katy

“A flooded field is simply a marsh, uncle Brian, you uncultured swine.” -Katy

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“I wanna see if I can grow out my fingers to be longer” -Ben

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“When he dies can we get his skull? I’ve REALLY wanted to see it.” -Ben about Winston

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*Ben pours drinks and turns on soft jazz*
“I say we talk about David behind his back and then we move on to other topics.”

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“I just don’t know how else to say it, I’m a visionary when it comes to food.”
-David after grilling

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“I’m more introverted these days.” -Ben

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*mom watching YouTube videos of tiktoks*