John Sperling

[John Sperling @johnsperling]

@saks Why does it say "Premier" on my Saks First card? Does that designate me as a second-class citizen not worthy of customer support? Boo, Saks. Nobody should sign up for this card - there are no humans to help.

[John Sperling @johnsperling]

@saks Your "Saks First" card customer service is abominable. Fourth call. An hour on hold every time. No call back. Incorrect charge, no way to correct. For shame! Nobody should sign up for this card, there are no humans there to help!

[John Sperling @johnsperling]

We know we're bound to die, but we make art anyway. #Russia

[John Sperling @johnsperling]

@1NatalieMaines String Theory indicates 10 add'l dimensions invisibly sharing our space. In one of these, pursey-hounds are boiled alive.

[David Thorne @27bslash6]

(•_•)
<) )/ all the single ladies
/ \

( •_•)
\( (> all the single ladies
/ \

(•_•)
<) )/ oh oh oh
/ \