Sam 🦁/🌨

farts and poop and love and stuff

[James, Holder of Kitties and Devourer of Cheeses @jamesithon]

"Protests shouldn't turn into riots"
Well arrests shouldn't turn into murders

[Sam 🦁/🌨 @johnsteinbeckk]

@BruceLeeOG @Miami_Smoke @jessethechef @KenrickJobe 🎶 That’s literally what defund the police means 🎶

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 10 random people who retweet this tweet $10,000 EACH! You must be following @Pulte and me so we can dm you if you win $10,000! Ends in 72 hours, will show proof ❤️

[Sam 🦁/🌨 @johnsteinbeckk]

a girl can dream

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

One fun tip is to begin all his tweets with “Mommy, “

[Sam 🦁/🌨 @johnsteinbeckk]

My answer to @MuckRack Daily's trivia question: a sewage plant (maybe one day I’ll read the emails early enough to be the first answer 😔)

[Sam 🦁/🌨 @johnsteinbeckk]

@master_mischief @donmoyn That might truly be the only way that we can get them to pay attention. Put it into a fun exciting cartoon or book with lots of pop ups. Such a good idea. Hahaha

[Sam 🦁/🌨 @johnsteinbeckk]

@master_mischief @donmoyn lol come on these people can barely read there is no way any of them have read the constitution, much less understood any of what it says

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

I hope your dog has a good week

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

You do not EVER have to sharing video of a cop lynching a black man.

Here’s why.

A thread:

[Troy Westwood @TroyWestwood]

“The Base”.

[Sam 🦁/🌨 @johnsteinbeckk]

@Hannibal_Smith_ @kieranter @brianklaas Imagine what those numbers would look like WITHOUT the response we’ve had with social distancing, masks, closing things, etc. Plus those are only CONFIRMED cases. They estimate it to be about 10x that number. How bad we’re doing compared to the rest of the world also says a lot.

[Sam 🦁/🌨 @johnsteinbeckk]

Litter-Robot is giving away a Litter-Robot 3 Connect each week this summer and I'm entering to win! Are you?! https://t.co/Nkl6cCQ4O2 #scooplesssummer #litterrobot (gotta won my girls a fancy litter box)

[Alexei Koseff @akoseff]

Per pool report, President Trump today suggested withholding aid for California wildfires: "But they have massive fires again in California. Maybe we're just going to have to make them pay for it, because they don't listen to us. We say you got to get rid of the leaves."

[Sam 🦁/🌨 @johnsteinbeckk]

@Chasten “Let’s remove any trace of color and happiness so it matches my marriage, my soul, and this administration.” - Melania, designing this

[Quokka Every Hour @quokkaeveryhour]

Quokkas look tiny but they are actually the size of a small cat!

[Sam 🦁/🌨 @johnsteinbeckk]

@PAVGOD Who has ever replied negatively to this question

[Sam 🦁/🌨 @johnsteinbeckk]

I love Fiona

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

EVERYONE SAY HI TO FIONA 🥺