Holly J.

[Fitzy Mo Peña @FitzyMoPena]

5-year-old me when Dora The Explorer asks where the key to the gate is

[trash jones @jzux]

every restaurant should have a little bed you can lie down in if you eat too much

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

More. Of. This. 🙌

[Austine @theereal_one]

Once I touch my bed, chances turns
80% that all plans are canceled

[trash jones @jzux]

they don’t tell you how healing it can be to eat an entire jar of olives

[brent @murrman5]

getting pulled to the side on iron chef and being told im using too many paper towels while I cook

[Reyna Noriega @reynasnoriega]

Can we discuss the ACTING Lindsay Lohan did in Parent Trap? Two accents, two personalities, talking to herself. As a child you couldn’t convince me that wasn’t two people.

[seynique @seynique]

i don't want to work. i want to eat prosciutto.

[from the horse’s mouth @mouthyhorsey]

you will never convince me there is a logical reason to have this many products like what in the hell ????

[Austine @theereal_one]

i hate when babies start acting brand new like mf it’s me, i just saw you last week n we were best friends don’t do this to me

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“bro” but romantically

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i be like "i’m fine" then shake my leg 160 mph

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

Bro there’s nothing worse than when the jig is up

[trash jones @jzux]

me: i wish i could go live in the woods

my phone: your screen time was up 34% this week for a daily average of 7 hours

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15mins when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t 😂

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

2023 is in 4 months an i’m still processing 2019

[LIL PAPi @lilpapifresh]

The bootleg dvd man was a pivotal part of my childhood