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@Stephen18879325 Classic!

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@Geordie_Hollie7 @jamiereuben @RossWilson28 @AndyHowe_ @PIFSaudi What. A. Sausage.

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@Eric_Smith08 Fantastic.

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@MagpieJoe_ There in the love island villa?

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@Keir_Starmer @jonasgahrstore Pleb

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@Keir_Starmer Pleb

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@RaminNasibov Little computer people. Commodore 64

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@Paddz19 Cannit beat a bar of pit soap

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@NoContextHumans What. A. Fanny. On.

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@jammierooroo @SkyUK And you pay £110pm...ripped off!

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@NoContextHumans My virginity.

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@BinsaeedRashid Just got off a 3 hour call with my doctors...can say this....appointment in June!

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@MartinSLewis What's her's is mine and what's mine is my own.

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@JamesBlunt please if you can, wish my wife Joanne a happy 55th birthday for today. Thank you.

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@Mr_Husky1 Never happened.

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@kjackson1978 @mrwilldouglas @CrossCountryUK You bend your knees, lower your bum into the seat. Simples.

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@CrazyVibes_1 Until it starts pissin everywhere and the place stinks.

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@HomebakedBakery Must kneed the dough

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@KeruboSk Emmeline Pankhurst would be so proud.

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@RobustFeed What. A. Fanny. On.