Mike Poser

Fitness Influencer

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

We got teachers making thirst trap TikTok’s in their classrooms and dudes posting shirtless pics in jorts. Maybe thanos was right. #romehasfallen

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

Four loko found in the gym trashcan #beastmode #unleashthefreak

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

Saw another tweet like this but I get what Batman was saying about killing his villains, skipping one class turns into skipping it every week.#darkknight #iamvengance

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

About to stab myself with a fork to see if these nursing students in their scrubs know as much as they claim. #practicehowyouplay

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

Holy shit their singing out loud now with headphones on. If there is a hell I’m in it.

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

Why the hell are you humming loud as fuck while listening to music. Doing the hand things too. What has society come to. #shrink

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

@hoeneeddistruth I ask for privacy in these unprecedented times.

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

Walking on a college campus means you see the biggest douchebag and then some absolutely monstrosity within 30 steps of each other. Kind of beautiful in a way. #thinking #socrates

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

Nothing worse than a friend who starts yawning just as the night begins. Mental toughness of a marshmallow. #ifyoupisslikeapuppustayontheporch

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

Ten beers and the first transformers movie on a Monday. #hightest

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

When I’m in a ruin the night competition and my opponent is my gf #criminalfade

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

If one more person cuts me in this Panda Express line I’m killing myself in front of them. A strong gust of wind would knock these kids hats off the top of their head. #belikepike

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

If you have a Parke sweatshirt I automatically assume you have the IQ of a snail. You paid 300 dollars for a sweatshirt I can make on custom ink #absolutenonsense #karlmarx

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

@robthinkthought You sir, have won the internet for today!😂😂😂

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

Every time an announcer says 6 7 I get activated like MK Ultra and receive a electric shock in my brain. #askmeanything

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

@robthinkthought Find a hobby. Life is too beautiful to sit behind a screen and hate.

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

Nice vape bro. You enjoy sucking on your pink flavor box? Chew on rocks like a real man, you disgust me. #showerthoughts

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

Not a fan of Oklahoma but man Brett Venables. Love a guy who coaches with intensity, can really see the crazy in his eyes. #oldschoolisthenewschool

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

In the year of our lord 2025 we are still screaming like we are giving birth in the middle of our sets. Swear we left that in 2024 but I guess we’re back. #throwbackthursday

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

@robthinkthought Nobody shit talks my team but me. #draketheschedulemaye

[Mike Poser @johnsummerstick]

Betting the house on the raiders next week. This eagles team about to make that defense look like the ‘85 bears. #firekevinpatullo #2023and2018alloveragain