John Randall

I build tools with code @OpsLevel. Recovering lawyer, telecom policy wonk, sound designer, audio engineer. Dad. Number 1 fan of @mslinch. he/him.

[Kenneth Rose @klprose]

I'd love to know how you got to the 20% number.

🤔If only there was a catalog of all of your microservices...

like @OpsLevelHQ

[Gergely Orosz @GergelyOrosz]

Featured job: Senior Developer at @OpsLevelHQ.

$122-195K + equity. Remote (US, Canada).

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[amy nguyen @amyngyn]

COWORKER: we need to find the root cause asap
ME: *takes long drag* the root cause is that our processes are not robust enough to prevent a person from making this mistake
COWORKER: amy please not right now

[John Randall @johntrandall]

@FileThisCompany I haven't gotten email notifications about broken connections from FileThis since 2018. Support has been unhelpful. Can you please have someone who actually cares look at support ticket #719675?

[John Randall @johntrandall]

@Starbucks I love using your mobile app to buy coffee. I love receiving digital notifications when my order is is ready for pickup. I hate that you abuse these notification channels to push ads in my face, and disallow granular notification control by design. #NotificationAbuse

[John Randall @johntrandall]

I just donated to @JohnFetterman's campaign for Senate. Will you join me by chipping in? https://t.co/nGoMdicWkI

[John Randall @johntrandall]

okay 4Chan. You win.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

‘Senators evacuated the building! Now or never! … Bring the line forward!’

Journalist @SandiBachom embedded herself in the Capitol riot and captured what she believes was a ’rehearsed and orchestrated’ attack

[Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ethanjacobslaw]

OK doomscrolling is bad but have you SEEN the quality of the doom this week?

[John Randall @johntrandall]

Surprise ending! Turns out the Fascists were the fascists all along!

(Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.)

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

The fact that suddenly there are no objections to Biden’s presidency being certified is not just about the horrific events of today, but it’s a tell that this always was theatre to some of these clowns. This was a game to them, but they learned how real this shit is today.

[Gabriella "Biella" Coleman @BiellaColeman]

Watching the D and R Senators give their speeches right now: struck by how weird it is to see their realities synchronized for the first time in 4 years.

[John Randall @johntrandall]

Well that escalated slowly over the past four years.

[John Randall @johntrandall]

@kayleighmcenany @realDonaldTrump Because they are urban, and bigger, and have a more votes to count, which takes more time, and is harder to finish in one day. You do understand how numbers and time work, right?

[John Randall @johntrandall]

Where are all of my friends who criticized the hyperbolic 'not my president' slogan of the (peaceful) Women's March on DC when Trump was inaugurated?

...crickets....

[John Randall @johntrandall]

It's not too late. #impeach

[John Randall @johntrandall]

finally...

can we #DisbarBarr next?

[John Randall @johntrandall]

How did I manage to lose an entire vacuum?

[John Randall @johntrandall]

In case you didn't notice, the GOP-backed president. just pardoned war criminals, who were employed by private contractor Blackwater/XE, who had opened fire on a town square full of civilians, killing 14, including two children.

Blackwater/Xe is owned by Eric Prince, brothe…

[DHH @dhh]

Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.