john triggerfish

Writes comedy novels about scuba diving. PADI instructor. Enviromental. Socialist. Check out my novels at

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Top tips for diving the PADI go pro system. Zero to hero! Or maybe that's the other way round... 🤔

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@Unpop_Science That boils my piss.

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@diverdowndeep Fukushima deffo for the five legged frogfish.

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@PADI Can't beat 29/03/2024. Bit of crusifiction reflection in the morning, bit of mermaid dreamtime in the afternoon. #outofthisworld #PADI

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@CoralCityCamera Casper's colour change is adorable. Say no to octopus farming! And if you haven't seen it yet #myoctopusteacher is a must watch 🤿

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@TheScubaNews Heartbreaking. But now off to swallow some condom jellyfish. I need to rage. 🤿

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@PADI Nah, that's gotta be 2rd place surely?

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@oceana https://t.co/LcglsW8dZW

What about some ice to go with that lovely, life destroying micro plastic contaminated water? You couldn't make it up, well, I probably could, but most people couldn't....

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Now this really pisses me off #PADI

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@PADI Soft sandy canyon off Mahuhual, 18m down, 3m wide, twisty, not knowing what's around the next corner, quiet, contemplative, timeless, and too many effin lionfish....

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@PADI Soft sandy canyon off Mahuhual, 18m down, 3m wide, twisty, not knowing what's around the next corner, quiet, contemplative, timeless, and too many effin lionfish....

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@ClarerbfT @oceana Rats.

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@PADI Me, obvs.

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@PADI Tbh I'm probably the best PADI pro out there. Thinking about making the move to the PADI boardroom real soon...Chairman at least. 🖤 #PADI

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@PADI Day glo tank banger.

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@urinantes The absolute irony.

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@PADI Recommended cleaning your regs thoroughly. Inhaling spider's eggs not necessarily the healthiest thing in the world...🤪

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@oceana I'm the only guy who's ever used a narwhal tusk to vault between icebergs to avoid the deadly clutches of a polar bear..True story #eatsleepdiverepeat

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@oceana Don't I know it.

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@PADI Get on the plane dressed in full scuba gear. Saves a ton on baggage fees. Done it loads of times and can be an interesting topic of conversation onboard.

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@PADI Good luck and never let it turn into a day job guys. Learn from the mistakes and let those problems turn into solutions 🤿😎👍