John Valerio

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[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

These tasty fuckers better be served at 898 degrees Fahrenheit so that every Millennial and Gen Z person burns their lips, tongue, and mouth roof so bad they can understand what the 70s and 80s were like.

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

This kind of deadline poetry is probably a dying art but when it’s good it’s really good

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Proposing in front of a natural gas storage tank is considered the most romantic thing someone can do in Boston.

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[John Valerio @johnvalerio]

Some of the funniest early Internet content was people sharing memories of "porn in the woods" on message boards, etc. Commenters regularly amazed that it was a widespread phenomenon. 'What state did you grow up in because that happened in my town too!'.

[Dan Medeiros @ManVsTweets]

been many, many years since I last saw evidence of the magical Smut Fairies who hide dirty mags under bushes for lucky boys to discover. Even in the Digital Age, they still walk among us

[Dan Medeiros @ManVsTweets]

been many, many years since I last saw evidence of the magical Smut Fairies who hide dirty mags under bushes for lucky boys to discover. Even in the Digital Age, they still walk among us

[Joe Denham @DenhamsGhost]

I think about the Cheers guy now and then. Who is he? Why so smug? What was his life like? I know he could have never imagined his mug would eventually be seen by millions repeatedly on a contraption that beamed images and sounds through the air into people’s homes.

[Boston Radio Watch®️ @bostonradio]

Happy “Flying Pizza” Day if you’re observing it…

19 years ago today. April 16, 2007, Marathon Day, a fan at Fenway Park chucked a slice of 🍕 at another fan.

It was a custom job.

[John Valerio @johnvalerio]

I got free bitcoin from the faucet https://t.co/fQ9NXRpgmF #BitcoinDay

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Can we all agree this dog deserves a medal?

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

[John Valerio @johnvalerio]

Believe that then-Mayor Cianci suggested doing the same one snowy year in Providence, but didn't follow through after response from Save the Bay and others. Concern isn't the snow, it's the oils and debris picked up with it.

[Eryn Dion @GNEErynDion]

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[Mike Reiss @MikeReiss]

Patriots announce plans for a send-off rally Sunday at 9:30 a.m.:

🏈Lots open at 8

🏈Gates open at 9

🏈Musical performance from Dropkick Murphys

🏈Patriots ownership, Mike Vrabel and team captains scheduled to address crowd

🏈Buses to depart for airport around 11:30

(Note: Event is free, but tickets will be required for admittance into stadium and to be available on a first-come, first-served basis. Ticket registration link will be published Thursday morning on @PATRIOTSdotCOM and team social media.)

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

GET YOUR RALLY TOWELS HERE!

Repost to win a 𝗪𝗲 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗪𝗲 𝗚𝗼𝘁 𝗪𝗲 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗪𝗲 𝗡𝗲𝗲𝗱 playoff towel: https://t.co/op4I3mkWVh

[John Valerio @johnvalerio]

Sopranos Big Pussy!

[Lemma’s Animal Desk @DoctorLemma]

In 1999, Pepsi aired a television commercial featuring child actress Hallie Kate Eisenberg, the younger sister of actor Jesse Eisenberg. In the ad, she enters a diner accompanied by an older man, who appears to be her grandfather. He places an order for a large pepperoni pizza, while she requests a Pepsi to drink.

When the waiter brings her a different cola brand, implied to be Coca-Cola, she responds by imitating Marlon Brando’s character Don Vito Corleone from the film The Godfather. She uses a deep, raspy voice to say, “You’ve insulted me and my entire family by offering me this whatever it is,” but offers him a chance to correct the mistake by serving the Pepsi instead.

[Phil Collins @PhilCollinsFeed]

PSA: If you hit play on “In The Air Tonight” by Phil Collins at 11:56:20PM this New Year’s Eve, the drum fill will welcome you into 2026. Start the year the right way.

📸 Terry O’Neill

[Jon Hollis @JonHollis9]

Brigitte Bardot’s death means there are now just three people mentioned in @billyjoel’s We Didn’t Start the Fire who are still alive.

[🇺🇸Hot Pepper @Hot_Pepper76]

This 1978 song flopped at first, college radio and club DJs slowly turned it into a hit. The title came from a random “Rock Lobster” restaurant sign. Lyrics mean nothing. Just vibes. I discovered this band in 2002.
Who are they?