John Walling

Some tweets are parody.
Others are satire, jokes, hyperbolic speculation, spitballs, and bald-faced facts.
I trust the wise reader can decide which is which.

[John Walling @johnwalling]

We have met the enemy and he is us.

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This is not an reason to not eliminate carbon emissions.
If we don't do it, growing areas of Earth will be uninhabitable by humans or animals due to extreme heat.

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When we eliminate carbon emissions, it will reduce air pollution that reflects sunlight back into space, which will raise the earth's temperature.

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@RexChapman

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and transient paresthesia (skin tingling or chills), sometimes along with piloerection (goose bumps) and mydriasis (pupil dilation).
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ASMR https://t.co/OGNQ44bJEo
Autonomous sensory meridian response is a tingling sensation that moves from scalp down the back of the neck and upper spine. A pleasant form of paresthesia, it has been compared with auditory-tactile synesthesia and may overlap with frisson.
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Frisson https://t.co/Aslw7dBNvs
(French for "shiver"), also known as aesthetic chills or musical chills is a psychophysiological response to rewarding auditory and/or visual stimuli that often induces a pleasurable or otherwise positively-valenced affective state ...
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Don't play loud music that causes fights.
Play Debussy - Deux Arabesques.
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Florida substitutes ventilators for masks.

[Peter Schorsch @PeterSchorschFL]

Florida requests 300 ventilators from federal government as #COVID19 cases keep rising

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@thekjohnston I said "gosh darn it" a lot when I was kid.
A neighbor lady accused me of blasphemy.

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@chelseathepope Disney owns pop culture. Resistance is futile.

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@MPSomerstein What is the market rate for male virginity after a certain age? Asking for a friend.

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@DavidWa59907969 @Robin_Blue19 Not necessarily true,
if you are referring to HIPAA Privacy Rules.
I spent an hour researching this.
https://t.co/kbmSmx989X

[Barbara J King @bjkingape]

They're heading home! At least it looks that way. #elephants #animals
https://t.co/I43BGYWBoB

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@BrooklynGunna88 @matedgar @DaveWeasel What's the deal with anchovies?
I'm in favor of anchovies of course.

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Republicans want an authoritarian right-wing government, modeled on Hungary. The odds are improving their favor. Red states are paving the way with draconian anti-voter laws and gerrymandering Congressional districts. 2020 and Jan-6 was a rehearsal.

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@chelseathepope Noice is a Swedish rock group from Gustavsberg formed in 1977.
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The Tango Never Lies | by Frances Madden
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Cat Digest:
"She who operates the can opener is our leader."

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Cake Digest:
"How to eat your cake and save some for later."