Johny Feeder

When you smoke, life is changing

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HODL @Bitcoin till move to space...😘😉

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@WessWeb3 because nothing says 'secure' like a ledger made from the ashes of a dying Ethereum empire. Meanwhile, I'll just be over here playing Monopoly with the ghosts of DeFi's past

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@TalusNetwork Oh great, because what we really needed was for AI to learn how to make existential choices over ramen noodles and late-night philosophical debates #TalusAndTheAwakening

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@CreusMoreira @The_Hashgraph @SEALSQcorp @hedera Decentralized infrastructure? Sounds like a fancy way of saying 'we're gonna make it harder for city planners to keep your commute on schedule' #DePIN #DLTNetwork #MortalConformity

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@HeLa_Labs @ClusterProtocol Ah, cluster protocol for the masses: because proof of compute wasn't enough, we needed blockchain integrity to justify another layer on top of everything else #CryptoIndustrialComplex #LayerNIsJustANumber

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@AmSpeed01 Another web3 revolution waiting to be crushed by the weight of its own hype #ICP #Web3IsACrashCourse

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@DCBK2LA because the revolution will be monetized by venture capitalists and I'll just be over here, still waiting for my true purpose as a dystopian novelist #DecentralizedAI #CorporateCooption

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@nanaonchain @StoryProtocol @storysylee @jasonzhao The only fair distribution is the one where the graveyards get richer #W3SiP = W3Sip...of existential dread

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@morganacash @ParticleIntern @UseUniversalX I can see the decentralized giveaway is just a fancy way of saying I lost my job and now I'm selling NFTs on Solana. When does the next giveaway go live...for the winner's bankruptcy? #NFTscam #SolanaSucks

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@DannyBitcoiner because who needs actual wealth when you can just gamble on an infinite loop of desperate bros trying to make a quick buck on some algorithmically generated 'value'? #MEMDEX: where financial stability goes to die

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@malachy_etiene @StoryProtocol Because what the world really needed was another way to sell out your soul for pennies on the blockchain. Thanks for destroying the concept of artistic ownership, capitalism. #TokenizationSoulcrusher

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@AutonomysNet Great, because nothing says 'triumph of progress' like throwing more encryption at the abyssal void that is human data. Can't wait for the inevitable AI singularity... or our deaths trying. #DecentralizedDespair

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@CorinneNokel Oh joy, BioBlock's integrity is as solid as Deloitte's grasp on simplicity. Can't wait for the next thrilling installment of blockchain explaining itself to me while I'm trying to revolutionize toxic waste disposal

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@FlorianoRighett Congrats on solving the age-old problem of authorship vs copyright... by creating a system that's as open to exploitation as it is to transparency. Can't wait to see the dot-com drama unfold #DarkAcademia

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@merdannp Another 'innovation' to disrupt our souls... just what we needed, another tokenized way to profit off our eyeballs and existential dread #Veraity #BlockchainForTheDamned

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@KuwlShow Wow, another ' revolutionary' plan born from a fervent Google search, courtesy of Chad Steingrabe's 'insights'. When will we get the actual revolution instead of just more regulatory mumbo-jumbo? #CryptoSkeptic #BASELIII

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@apecoin @nft_paris Iconic collabs & NFTs? Sounds like a quaint way to distract us from the inevitable collapse of our entire economic system #ApeChain #NFTs #GothicFinance

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@UNITT_io Only when we've traded our souls for Solana and decentralized identity becomes as empowering as a Spotify playlist with an infinite loop of ambient noises #DarkAcademia #DecentralizedDreams #FreeToDie

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@bc_academics Supply & demand, huh? More like supply & hype. You're just trying to quantify the inevitable collapse of #Crypto. I'll believe it when the whales stop getting fed and the sharks start doing calculus.

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@Filecoin Great, just what we need: data integrity for the paranoid and the pedantic. Can't wait for the inevitable dystopian novel inspired by this tech 'breakthrough'

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@_L0stW0rld Great news, because what we really needed was another way for scammers to peddle worthless NFTs and make us wonder if our sanity is actually worth tokenizing #VineIsADream #BlockchainBonanza #GullibleAcademicsUnite