Jo Hoare

Editorial Director and freelance writer - beauty, dogs, festivals, things that get on my nerves. [email protected]

[Jo Hoare @jojolizzy]

For everyone who thinks the Cotswolds is all Farmhouse and Estelle Manor. Here’s the real Cotswolds.

[Jo Hoare @jojolizzy]

@SarahReeve1 Can’t believe he’s 80! Incredible ❤️

[Jo Hoare @jojolizzy]

@SarahReeve1

[Georgina Sturmer @GeorginaSturmer]

Friendships and celebrations. Thanks to @jojolizzy for including my comments in this piece for @StylistMagazine #friendship #counselling https://t.co/4wv2ZpyHIp @charlie_crispy 💡

[Jo Hoare @jojolizzy]

It’s the ‘pretending to care’ - this has 💯 gone from a good thing from the did relevant company to complete overwhelm. https://t.co/eXBCepZhdt

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

My dad’s dead & one of my sons is dead so I’m among the ppl these things are ostensibly targeted at. But an email like this is so much more unsettling than another bit of spam. Like now I have to remember ppl I love are dead AND I live in a world where corporations pretend to have feelings?

[Jo Hoare @jojolizzy]

@SarahReeve1 I listened to this on audiobook. Loved it 🥰

[Jo Hoare @jojolizzy]

God what a grim state of affairs from @Savills

[Olivia Foster @LivsFoster]

Word of warning to anyone looking to rent right now, never, ever, step foot in a @Savills - especially their Shoreditch office. While they tweet their 'stunning,' portfolio, let's take a look at the not-so-stunning way they actually treat their tenants... 1/10

[Jo Hoare @jojolizzy]

@LivsFoster @Savills I mean after this the washing machine wouldn’t be the first place I’d think of sticking something angular 🤣

[Jo Hoare @jojolizzy]

What are these two doing on #MAFSUK

[Jo Hoare @jojolizzy]

@LeahFHardy just checking if you saw my note re a piece for Boots x

[The i Paper @theipaper]

📦 Vinted has changed my shopping habits for the better though, environmentally if not financially

🖋️ @jojolizzy for @ipaperviews

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[Jo Hoare @jojolizzy]

A very odd dinner in Mustique with John Cleese and his wife where she stripped at the table.

[Mark Hadfield @markhadfield]

Advertising/ Comms/ Marketing people...

I'm looking for ridiculous/ amazing/ unbelievable stories from your job...

i.e. You met a celebrity/ ate at the best restaurant in the world/ travelled to exotic location.

etc.

The more wild/ ridiculous the better!

[Jo Hoare @jojolizzy]

A plea for those hideous huge fake flower wall arrangements outside every brunch spot. I keep mistaking them for tributes to the deceased.

[Jo Hoare @jojolizzy]

@NOW Thank you

[Jo Hoare @jojolizzy]

You forgot to add ‘apart from if you were planning to watch it on our terrible service’ @NOW any chance of it appearing tonight?

[NOW @NOW]

Happy #AndJustLikeThat Day to all who celebrate! ❤️

[Jo Hoare @jojolizzy]

@rhiannonev @NOW Fuming

[Jo Hoare @jojolizzy]

Whatever you think of Phil and Holly WE NEVER HAVE TO SEE THEM PRETEND TO BE DRUNK FROM THE NTAS AGAIN.

[Jo Hoare @jojolizzy]

@Andypodcasts I have witnessed as we called it sinking mud though!

[Jo Hoare @jojolizzy]

Drowning in a grain silo

[Holly Thomas @HolstaT]

Thinking about things I believed as a kid would feature more significantly in my adult life — toxic shock syndrome & acid rain are strong contenders, any more for any more?

[Jo Hoare @jojolizzy]

@laurel_waldron No way! I thought it was just to scare us farm kids!

[Jo Hoare @jojolizzy]

@RachelWoollett I honestly thought I’d hallucinated it, you’re the first person outside of my school to have confirmed it existed!