Joanna Ward

Sloth enthusiast.

[Joanna Ward @jojoward5]

@SueDMartin Been keeping an eye out for updates since first reading your story in April - I'm so pleased for you all and very best wishes for Mal's continued recovery x

[Joanna Ward @jojoward5]

@BootsHelp Really not helpful to force people to attend your stores in the midst of a viral pandemic and 30 degree heat because your warehouse staff can't manage to put the correct items in a box👌 Will reorder from @superdrug once I have my money back, thanks hun.

[Joanna Ward @jojoward5]

@BootsUK sooo you sent me the wrong items, charged me for what I haven't received & now tell me I can't have my correct items or a refund until I return the stuff you sent to store or post office. The whole point of ordering online was to avoid shops & it's your error not mine 😩

[Joanna Ward @jojoward5]

@BootsUK How am I supposed to wash my hair this weekend with 6 boxes of factor 50??

[𝙷 @hari_miller]

I inherited a desk and drawers in my new job but didn’t have the key until today. When I opened it the stuff from the previous person was still inside it. Shuffling through I stumbled across the order of service for a 21yo girl, Amelia.

[Joanna Ward @jojoward5]

@dollyalderton One pound and ten pence for this little bastard of a cauliflower from a Tesco 'Express'. ONE POUND TEN.

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

Q. How many 93-year-olds can silence a crowd of 50,000 people seventy years younger?

A. Just the one.

[Joanna Ward @jojoward5]

@HighwaysSEAST lunatic cyclist spotted on M25 between Junctions 5 & 4, have a word..

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

At the Q Awards years ago, when @NoelGallagher was saying he was leaving Ibiza because I’d moved there, and @DamonAlbarn refused to be in the same picture as me, and @PaulWellerHQ was saying he’d rather eat his own shit than work with me, Keith Flint came over, gave me a hug, and

[Joanna Ward @jojoward5]

@Bandyrobs @NetflixUK Definitely worth a watch!

[Joanna Ward @jojoward5]

When ya finish #TheStaircase on @NetflixUK

[The Acorn Group @AcornGroup]

Launching today in SE1, brand new apartments for sale on Help to Buy! Prices starting from just £524,995! Our @AcornNewHomes team are ready and waiting! Come and view now!

[Matthew Hankins @mc_hankins]

He went up to Oxford with a thirst for knowledge
He studied Classics at Balliol College
That's why I
Caught his eye

[Joanna Ward @jojoward5]

Unusual T Shirt design spotted in @hm today. Not entirely inaccurate. #ootd 💩

[Joanna Ward @jojoward5]

@yourcroydon Been reporting this missed collection to you for the last 4 days. Promised a collection by 4pm each day so why do the bins still look like this??

[Joanna Ward @jojoward5]

@Bandyrobs @theoneshow @BBC Personally find The One Show hard to watch at any time, on any day.

[Joanna Ward @jojoward5]

Camilla is every girl who has ever been ghosted, but with way more class and way less swearing/wine fuelled rage #LoveIsland

[Joanna Ward @jojoward5]

Hope the beeb disinfect that mic after #RobbieWilliams has wiped his horrible penis hand all over it