JockRamba

Part time weirdo. Full time part timer...likes noise, biped motion and Manta force…

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@James_HFL Had to turn off at half time mate. They scored in the 5th minute then tried to hang on to 1-0 til half time. Dreadful stuff deserved what they got..

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@TheConnorCain Saw one similar to that, I think he needed 3 with 2 darts he hit single 2 and got a bounce out. Anywhere else on the board and the fitted kitchen was heading back to Cleethorpes….

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@lilysm1965 @MDMorrison82 The only thing you should put in a glass of whisky is your tongue..

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@thatmarkgodfrey @PintsBeauty Italy are mad for Tennants Super. It’s sold as a high end lager there..

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@Melda1384191

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@Connorb9626 @joshpearson180 Be a cracking final if it is against England..Anderson is playing decent too..

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@Connorb9626 @joshpearson180 4/1 crazy price..

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@MsLMG79 Had to help pull a dude over a crash barrier this morning when I was walking the dog. He slept in the bushes..😂 absolute steaming…

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@Dexter11123 @JohnDonoghue64 @Tesco Tin opener on a tin of tuna less than half a turn is all that’s required to trigger this..

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@GavBrown13 Gerrard fucked off for money and left the club in the shit. I don’t get some cunts obsession to bring him back..

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@OfficialPDC Whys Mansell with Ireland?

[Don @Donwillioni]

About to watch the World Cup in the pub when a fella said to me ‘I bet you can’t name 3 Qatar players’

I replied - George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton

#worldcup

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@509298 Men shouldnae wear skirts…the rest of it is fair game…

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@TheLaikYobaz

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@ih8reshite @JazzaDickens10 Matthew 21:17: “And he left them and went out of the city into Bethany, and he lodged there..”
Think about it….

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@nungriverpatrol @MrDanielBuck Give ‘em hell Tom…👌🏻

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@jslovechild "You Orelly?"
"You watch it!"

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@XtraLeicester Unlikable, arrogant vegan wankbag. His tactics will lose you games but it’s irrelevant he will take no credit for it..

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@karlmoore7777 @Classicbritcom Underrated…👏🏽

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@HMFC_1874_ Only 8 teams going out in the first I think it is. It’s just a money spinner extraordinaire. The fact the games are on at shit teams doesn’t help. Don’t mind USA94 being so inaccessible…