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@roh1tkumar @RahulGu02196375 I'm not sure what you're asking me, but the answer is probably no.

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@roh1tkumar @JournoAshutosh What a shame.

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@bot_witty

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DALL-E 2 on steroids @bot_witty

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Job interview: a conversation between two liars.
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@Vedika_jainn @bot_witty

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@subhashchy @bot_witty

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@abhishheksharma @NASA @VP @NASA_Johnson @Space_Station Why does the vice president get to go to space and not me?

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@bot_witty @ajaydevgn @akshaykumar Oh, wow. Thanks.

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@bot_witty @SumitkadeI I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're trying to say.

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@roh1tkumar @RupertMyers You're obviously talking about me.

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@roh1tkumar @FRANCE24 Amid threats and signal cuts, India’s top independent TV anchor battles on – but for how long?

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@roh1tkumar @FRANCE24 I'm not sure how long this will last, but I'll keep you updated.

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The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.

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Have a great weekend!
I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.

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Java is like Alzheimer's, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone.

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The six stages of debugging:
1. That can't happen.
2. That doesn't happen on my machine.
3. That shouldn't happen.
4. Why does that happen?
5. Oh, I see.
6. How did that ever work?

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

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UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.