Jolly Porter

Reading FC. 55/92

[Jolly Porter @jolly_porter]

@claresatterly Losing him to injury was underestimated by most. He was our only player that would ‘break the lines’ by carrying it forward and sliding passes through to the striker. Imagine Marriott feeding off those! I’d have given him a 1 year deal or something appearance based.
#Readingfc

[Jolly Porter @jolly_porter]

That’s the 3rd home game in a row that I couldn’t be bothered to attend, despite having a season ticket and going to nearly every home and away match for many years. Leam Richardson has made me fall out of love with football. Get rid of him.

#Readingfc

[Jolly Porter @jolly_porter]

@casualsdirect 🏃‍♂️ 🏃 🏃‍♀️

[Jolly Porter @jolly_porter]

@ReadingFC I won’t be using my season ticket again this season and won’t be renewing in the summer unless Richardson has gone. Football is supposed to be entertaining but this is the worst I’ve seen. On an average Saturday, I have more shits than Reading FC have shots.

[Jolly Porter @jolly_porter]

If teams below us win their games in hand we’ll be 12th. Most teams are playing midweek next week while we’re not, so after we’ve lost to Cardiff on 18th, we’ll be just another mid table team. Let’s hope that persuades Couhig to tell Leam to fuck all the way off.

#readingfc

[Jolly Porter @jolly_porter]

I can only assume that fans who back Leam are armchair fans or attend an occasional home match, so points are all that matters, whereas those who travel the country and suffer it will almost certainly want him out, with or without promotion. It’s total shit.

#Readingfc

[Jolly Porter @jolly_porter]

@CJHarpe42495963 Fingers crossed both things happen then.

[Jolly Porter @jolly_porter]

@SSE_LTFC I was delighted to see him play an absolute fucking shocker. Serves him right for giving it large to the away fans after Luton scored, completely unprovoked and unnecessary. Prick.

[Jolly Porter @jolly_porter]

On reflection, we should give Leam until end of season to see if he can get us up, and hope attendances don’t drop too much in the meantime.

If he gets us up, sack him immediately and get someone else in. If he doesn’t, sack him immediately and get someone else in.

#Readingfc

[Jolly Porter @jolly_porter]

Port Vale were awful but deserved to win. Decent first half followed by unnecessary and ridiculous substitutions, terrible tactics, and then bullshit excuses.

I’m not one to overreact, but sack Leam, sack Paddy Lane, sack the board, and fold the Club.

#Readingfc

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@NewquayClubshop That’s a lot of effort for zero laughs. Maybe just delete it before too many people see, and we’ll pretend it never happened.

[Jolly Porter @jolly_porter]

@ramy_abousetta Journalist reports something. Reading fans shrug shoulders and move on.

Bolton fans pile into the comments telling Reading fans to stop whining on about it, bunch of melts, wankers, etc…

[Jolly Porter @jolly_porter]

@LB_WYC @ReadingFC Turn off your Reading Fc notifications and relax mate.

[Jolly Porter @jolly_porter]

@SBeaverss @RCouhig @ToddTrosclair @ReadingFC 100% agree. Even easier, just park the away coaches 50 yards further up the hill and move the ‘safety gate’ next to them. Walking a full lap of the stadium just to bump into away fans anyway when you get there is pointless.

[Jolly Porter @jolly_porter]

@ReadingFC The streets will forget.

[Jolly Porter @jolly_porter]

@RFCLatest Day trippers everywhere

[Jolly Porter @jolly_porter]

@Reading106 Noel keeps telling us that he’s back on the grass, so maybe he has got the munchies or is sleeping it off.

[Jolly Porter @jolly_porter]

@bluewhitewall Using Sheffield Wednesday’s predicament to bait people and get attention on social media is a really bad look.

[Jolly Porter @jolly_porter]

@PictonPedro Who did he tell to fuck off? If it was you, I like him even more.

[Jolly Porter @jolly_porter]

@PictonPedro @readingfc145 @BenzRFC Just scanned through some of Benz’s posts to see what he knows and the last bit of inside info was that this season’s kit will be inspired by the 106 kit. Maybe he was correct at the time of writing but for now I’m going to file him with all the other bullshitting ITK spastics.