kiss gremlin

wwbd : what would bob ross do ? she/her

[kiss gremlin @jolyon_]

hey i just need y’all to know that no matter how much we fuck up the planet w climate change, *life itself* isnt at risk. there have been many major extinction events of life on earth before, & it bounces back via evolution.

the threat is to the survival of our species.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If you’re outdoors in these temperatures you need to be primarily drinking water.

NOT red bull,
NOT iced coffee,
NOT that purple stuff all over tiktok,

W👏A👏T👏E👏R

[kiss gremlin @jolyon_]

@AVincentCarson i hate it

[kiss gremlin @jolyon_]

@AVincentCarson as an economist i can say there is a perfect correlation AND causation between protected bike lanes and coleslaw price increases

[kiss gremlin @jolyon_]

@t_wreck5 yesterday for me and abby LOL

[Stephen Semler @stephensemler]

The amount Elon Musk just paid for Twitter ($44 billion) is nearly equal to Biden’s proposed climate budget ($44.9 billion), in case anyone's wondering how seriously we’re taking the climate crisis

[kiss gremlin @jolyon_]

@t_wreck5 hahhahahahahahahahhahhahhhahahahahhhhhhhhh

[wake up, free Palestine @t_wreck5]

2012 tumblr is losing its shit rn

[kiss gremlin @jolyon_]

@AVincentCarson so embarrassing for them like actually the second hand embarrassment makes me blush

[bek @hollerbek]

i have the best advice for men. get your fucking ass up and put on a billowy white shirt and dark breeches. it seems like no man wants to wear a billowy white shirt and dark breeches these days.

[kiss gremlin @jolyon_]

@AVincentCarson also does it really matter who wins?? like isn’t the point to have fun with other teens and get stronger and spend time outdoors etc ??

[kiss gremlin @jolyon_]

toto, i have a feeling we’re not at byu anymore

[kiss gremlin @jolyon_]

@thegoatseyeview you’ve truly got a plan in the works here my friend

[Mowgli @Holy_Mowgli]

who decided to “spring forward” at 2 a.m. on the weekend. we should do it at 4 p.m. on a monday

[kiss gremlin @jolyon_]

@ryandavidovich :0

[kiss gremlin @jolyon_]

@Smoomier is just completely unethical top to bottom, switching from one company to another will make less of a difference than buying with keeping in mind :) don’t guilt trip yourself though !! we are all stuck in this system (for now) so just do your best and have grace for the rest!

[kiss gremlin @jolyon_]

@Smoomier and clothes that won’t go in and out of style so quickly so that you can wear them longer. Of course thrifting and buying fair trade clothes is great, but in general, just buying clothes that you love and will wear for a long time is your best bet imo, since our clothing industry

[kiss gremlin @jolyon_]

@AVincentCarson the pics you have i would definitely call a spatula. abby and i have had many many confusions over this

[kiss gremlin @jolyon_]

@AVincentCarson i was going to say that i’ve had a shock coming to utah to find that people call a spatula what i would call a plastic spoon / silicone spoon / scraper and calling what i call a spatula a pancake flipper / turner