Jordon Mazziotti

Husband. Father. Stand Up Comedian. Bow Tie Activist.

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@utahjazz @tonyfinaugolf @Go_Aptive @5ForTheFight_ @garyvee just hangin’ at the Jazz game. NBD!

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I'm entered to win Loot Crate's Crate-a-Day Giveaway! #lootcrate #giveaway https://t.co/5wrbJBkLbP

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@shit_mormonssay My personal experience.

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Your own disease. #standupshot #standupcomedy #laughstv #disease #death

[ALT morning show @morningALT]

It's #ForceFriday!
We'll talk to our nerd, @jomazzcomedy about the new toys coming out at 820am!
Listen Live http://t.co/aMogBZvDXr

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What do you call a busy web designer? Wordpresssed for time!..get it?...WordPRESSED for time?..Ah you don't get it #wpmudevgiveaway @wpmudev

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If I ever leave my family, I'm going to do it by text message. First I'll text them "BRB", then I'll wait a few hours & text "JK".

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To fit into those yoga pants I got for Christmas #NewYearsResolution

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If you do a live nativity this year and use your own child as Jesus, I think you hold your child in too high of regard. #laughstv

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Just saw a semi truck parked across 18 parking spaces at a Walmart. What a douchebag. #LaughsTV

[Meli$$a Merlot @MelissaMerlot]

#Comedy Keys on Main @AlwaysFunnySLC SHOW TONIGHT 630PM $10 @GuySeidel @JamieMaxfield @tashiamo @jomazzcomedy ME and more!

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If I could choose any fall fashion for men as the equivalent to women's calf high boots it'd be the corduroy blazer w/ leather elbow patches

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Scarves are the high waisted shorts of fall.

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I have been challenged to not do challenges because I'm challenged.

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Leonard Nimoy is joining #SaltLakeComicCon thru Skype, I can't wait for them to announce that Robert Downey Jr. Is joining thru text message

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I prefer the #HarlemShake Challenge over #ALSIceBucketChallenge. Epilepsy, seizures & wearing a horse head are more personal causes for me.

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@Things2DoInUtah @CarnivaleSLC Septmeber 25-28 and my show @AlwaysFunnySLC Comedy Showcase at @KEYSONMAIN on October 19th.

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So who is gonna get beheaded tonight? #WorldCup2014 #FIFA #BrazilvsGermany

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Because of my hatred for parades, this 4th of July I am going to rent a huge U-Haul and steal all the chairs along all the parade routes.

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Does anyone else believe the rumor that Kate Kelly was really excommunicated for dressing like Mayim Bialik from the 90s sitcom Blossom?