joanne mcwilliam

nurse n stuff

[joanne mcwilliam @jomcw]

@DrAmirKhanGP Let’s start a movement, take the rainbows off your windows, put this up instead, and #slowclapforcarers at 8pm every Thursday to show your support of nurses please retweet @BorisJohnson @NicolaSturgeon @unisontheunion @theRCN

[joanne mcwilliam @jomcw]

@PoliceTransport you have to get some police presence at Asda Linwood to sort this traffic

[joanne mcwilliam @jomcw]

#willywonkaexperience did the #theapprentice candidates organise this?? Looks like the shite they would organise and charge 35 quid into the bargain!
#fonethepolis!!!

[joanne mcwilliam @jomcw]

@LizWilliamson1 @kittengirl82 @ArnoldClark this is terrible customer service, she has been left without a car for weeks

[Mrs W 🦚🦚🦚 @LizWilliamson1]

Outrageous!! Can’t believe you’ve been left this long without a car, especially when you do so much to-img and fro-ing to the hospital with the wee one!

[joanne mcwilliam @jomcw]

I just adjusted dustys (my wee dug) collar while he was asleep,the huffing and attitude I experienced was akin to when my mum woke me up back in the day to try on Pipadee or Elizabeth Alexandra clothes on when I was asleep circa 1970’s
(And yer pals had the same!!)

[joanne mcwilliam @jomcw]

Check out janeygodley's video! #TikTok https://t.co/X27uRrjkMe

[joanne mcwilliam @jomcw]

Thanks @foofighters for spending 310 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to I Should Have Known. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/g98OAr7X5e

[CLYDE THEATRES @TheatresClyde]

A great morning for our first ever recruitment open day.
Thank you to the senior nursing team from anaesthetics, recovery and scrub. Also to kelly from Stryker , her demonstration station was a big hit. And a massive thank you to Andrena our educator for pulling it all together

[joanne mcwilliam @jomcw]

@balshagray111 @RAHSurgery @LizWilliamson1 Tell mr Finn we will all pay good money to see that!! Pass on my best wishes for his retirement and it’s been a pleasure working with him! Enjoy mr Finn

[joanne mcwilliam @jomcw]

@nik_henderson God, I’ve been in CPODtoo long!!

[joanne mcwilliam @jomcw]

@nik_henderson Perf!!

[joanne mcwilliam @jomcw]

@TheRealAlMay @JoanneKerins @kumar916_kumar @IJoHSim @learn_remember Geekiest thing ever written

[Mehul Parekh @mevparekh]

I did it, I found my perfect NHS toilet:

1. No door handle on the outside so no aggressive opening when it’s locked
2. A functioning “engaged” sign (the red hasn’t worn off)
3. Doorway out of sight so no one sees when you enter and when you finally exit
4. Space for 1 pax

[joanne mcwilliam @jomcw]

@caitlinmoran @sueperkins Shartons!

[joanne mcwilliam @jomcw]

@nik_henderson Lady Di!

[joanne mcwilliam @jomcw]

@LeoDiCaprio hey Leo, since your in the area and might be a bit bored tomorrow night, come to the Gantry (pub in Paisley) for the quiz night, me and my nurse pals will let you on our team! I’m sure you’ll be brill at the nature round!

[joanne mcwilliam @jomcw]

@EternalEnglish @ianbrown Na mate, your phone is

[Larry Li @loki1706]

There should be an induction module to all doctors on how not to read out CHI number like a psychopath in NHS Scotland

[joanne mcwilliam @jomcw]

@newlook ❤️