I read a review that stated one of my books had 'vanilla digital art', which is so frustrating because I've spent years working and honing my art to have a really distinct banana flavor. It's not my fault that guy lacks a sophisticated palette.
Husband Guy went in our garage—
And YELLED.
💩! 💩 on the floor of our garage!
We don’t have a 🐶.
We DO have a Yard 🦊.
🦊y HAS 💩d in our driveway. 😝!
Husband Guy said CHOICE words at 🦊y’s den.
But the 💩 turned out to be…
A 🍁. 😂!
How does one apologize to a 🦊?
ME: “Name a Roald Dahl 📖.”
HUSBAND GUY: “THE BFG.”
ME: “What’s ‘BFG’ stand for?”
HUSBAND GUY: “Um… ‘BIG F*CKING GIANT?’”
ME (😂ing): “OMGS, NO! IT DOES NOT!”
HUSBAND GUY (sulky): “Well, it SHOULD stand for ‘BIG F*CKING GIANT!’”
😂😂😂😂😂!
The Google searches I have to do for reference photos is pretty hilarious sometimes. Today's goofiest search has been 'historical dog clothing'. Here's what I got!
Book Giveaway to Little Free Libraries! We’ve donated several in our area and are giving out 5 more to celebrate our #bookbirthday for #wandernewyork#books
📚🎉 LITTLE FREE LIBRARY GIVEAWAY 🎉📚
To celebrate the 1 YEAR BOOK BIRTHDAY of my book Wander New York: Fitz in the City, my humans are giving away 5 copies to Little Free Libraries!
Here's how to enter: https://t.co/KMA9KtaZkL
#bookbirthday#littlefreelibrary#BookGiveaway
IF YOUR SANDWICH IS NOT A SANDWICH WHOSE BREAD IS COOKIES AND WHOSE MIDDLE IS ICE CREAM YOU HAVE A BAD SANDWICH
If ever there was a time "Eat dessert first" made sense it's now. Have a cookie sandwich. Honestly, have two.
A LIFE WITHOUT ANYTHING GOOD IS BAD