Jonathan Morgan

Are you here looking for this week's lottery numbers?

[Jonathan Morgan @jon_wales]

@fesshole TB or not TB, that is the question.

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@DavidMuttering In 14 minutes, Stop! In the name of love.

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@thebowlerhatman That'll be near Chard

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@ClarksonsFarm1 76 was hot but not as hot a5ld this one but what made it different was the extended drought and intense sunshine. This latest hot spell doesn't even come close as a drought. It's like comparing apples and pears

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@SqSehrish -395

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@SqSehrish 005

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@celtic_jaime Whose shoes are those daps ?

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@sciencegirl I'm sure even Whales can be tone deaf.

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@howarddawber @BootsUK What did Nadine do to upset them?

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@thebowlerhatman You'd abta be crazy to believe that.

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@Rainmaker1973 There's a special place in hell for the inventor of Artex.

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@HannahIamthest1 I think the BBC executives ordered the pan pipes to be culled when the Fast Show was cancelled.

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@Myelbow @qikipedia I think they meant rhyme

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@falbala_la Very much the antithesis of less is more #eurovision

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@CharPast Oedipus schmedipus, what does it matter so long as he loves his mother ?

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@RealAirPower1 No flash ?
How does it take all those photos then ?

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@EmmaElizaCrouc1 They're charging either way.

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@SoVeryBritish No, but I've seen one chuck a duck that got on it's nerves across a lake so I wouldn't mess with them.

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@anon_opin Don't fret, just tell them to pluck off.

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@20th_Centurygal Pardon.....oh, Motorhead