Jonah Chen

Assistant to the Deputy Senior Intern. Texas Aggie. BTO. Bush School. Texas politics. Texas food. Opinions are my own.

[Jonah Chen @jonahgui]

@gnawenimsaj Yes?

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@NICKMERCS @timthetatman https://t.co/paV18NAksj y'all can't keep changing your usernames, it's distracting in gulag

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@FindersCoopers @SChang_MH @Tumble22HotChx

[Texas General Land Office @TXGLO]

#Delta is on track to make landfall at 7 p.m. Friday, bringing heaving rain and storm surges to Southeast Texas. Do you have your emergency kit ready for storm surges? Make sure it is portable so you can take it with you if evacuation is needed. #txlege

[Jonah Chen @jonahgui]

I quit smoking cigarettes in December 2018. There have been only a handful of moments in the time since where I’ve felt the need to smoke. This first #PresidentialDebate2020 is pushing me to a full blown relapse.

[Texas General Land Office @TXGLO]

THREAD: @txglo & @FEMA are reminding Texans who received federal assistance following #HurricaneHarvey that Group Flood Insurance Policy (GFIP) certificates will expire Oct. 24th. To remain compliant, a new flood insurance policy must be purchased by Nov. 23, 2020. #txlege

[Texas General Land Office @TXGLO]

Texas is experiencing severe weather and potential flooding in communities along the coast. If it is flooding in your area, stay safe with these tips. Visit @TxDOT’s https://t.co/StXBBYigEj for street conditions. Remember: #TurnAroundDontDrown #txlege

[Texas General Land Office @TXGLO]

Be prepared for hurricanes and tropical depressions by following these guidelines: Make a plan, build a kit, and stay informed about pending weather conditions. #TropicalStormMarco #BePreparedStayPrepared

[Texas General Land Office @TXGLO]

.@NHC_Atlantic predicts #TropicalDepression14 could impact the Texas coast next week. Take time now to #beprepared and #stayprepared. #txlege #TD14

[Jonah Chen @jonahgui]

@gnawenimsaj @PastelitosCo @isdianaokay q u a l i t y

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@gnawenimsaj @PastelitosCo @isdianaokay Look, Round 2 in Houston today. OREO CHEESECAKE

[Jonah Chen @jonahgui]

Y’all it is straight up dusty. #GodzillaDustCloud

[quorumreport @quorumreport]

members and staffers are asked to avoid the texas capitol monday after 2 more state troopers were diagnosed with covid-19 : https://t.co/CMBXzZeCP6 #txlege

[Jonah Chen @jonahgui]

@PastelitosCo Yes. YES.

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@gnawenimsaj @itsmevarak Please, allow me to be kept

[Jonah Chen @jonahgui]

@BrittanyEck @darth Behold: my son

[Jonah Chen @jonahgui]

@BrittanyEck @zachdespart It’s hard to watch other people achieve your dream #muteyourself #ambientnoise

[Jonah Chen @jonahgui]

An agent of the devil, that Steve Menuchun.

[Gene Wu @GeneforTexas]

Very angry and... uh... apparently very confused protesters.

[Jasper Scherer @jaspscherer]

.@zachdespart got the deets on Harris County's shelter-in-place order:
—@LinaHidalgoTX expected to announce tmrw morning
—takes effect 11:59 p.m. Tues thru April 3
—groceries/errands, essential industries allowed
—county still deciding what's "essential"
https://t.co/E4oP7JCOeW

[Texas General Land Office @TXGLO]

.@txglo’s disaster recovery team is #teleworking - practicing #socialdistancing to #flattenthecurve - readily available and working to help Texans continue to rebuild without interruption! #ServingTexans #covid_19 #TexasResponds #txlege