Tinashe Jonas

I is what I is

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

@GutuObert A lot of Zimbabweans think they are economists of note, hence such absurd utterances

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

@__Olerato_ Call Ghostbusters

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

@jewels_bbyju Hi @jewels_bbyju. I can agree to an interview by you if you are game

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

I have observed with utter disdain, the number of MDC politicians and members defecting to Zanu Pf. I have often pointed out the glaring flaws within Chamisa & his MDC drivel, & am amused to be proven right. However, if these defectors came to MY party, I would show them the way

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

So you now have more corrupt and compromised officers like that Eric Chacha fella we read about so much? Is there ever any penalties for corrupt ZACC officials?

[Ras Ngugi | AWAKE AT DAWN @NgugiWabantu]

14 newly recruited ZACC officers completing a course in basic investigations and will soon be deployed in provincial offices as the Commission forges ahead with its decentralisation programme.

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

@ZACConline So you now have more corrupt and compromised officers like that Eric Chacha fella we read about so much? Is there ever any penalties for corrupt ZACC officials?

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

They know and understand the behaviour of your Mukoyi and his Vanguard nonsense

[Chalton Hwende MP @hwendec]

These MPs must feel free to associate with Khupe its their choice. MDC Alliance is a Democratic Party they don’t need to cover their faces. MDC Alliance MPs must stand with the people and defend the Party against the attempted capture by Zanupf. Our President is @nelsonchamisa

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

@leemchoneyZim Lee, you need to marry a future president

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

@BrezhMalaba Have there been any formal reports to the police or it is still just social media ?

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

@DavidColtart You have always seemed like a learned man Coltart. Have you ever read about premises and conclusions as well as moral skepticism ?

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

@NewsDayZimbabwe Do they still exist ?

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

@lo_nhewe90 @AfconOfflags @BigHomieTaps Nhai nhai

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

We voted my dear 44th POTUS. But they disqualified us from the @WorldCupOfFlags for voting and winning.

Ndakarwadziwa zvikuru.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Vote.

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

@ZimMediaReview @mdczimbabwe There were no wild fruits ?

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

They should get a role in that Wadiwa Wepamoyo thingie. Where is Ben Mahaka to cast these 3 ?

[mmatigari @matigary]

Zimbabwe’s newest drama queens!

Varoverei maoko 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

@matigary They should get a role in that Wadiwa Wepamoyo thingie. Where is Ben Mahaka to cast these 3 ?

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

Im reliably informed the MP is "kinda" critical, unconscious and in need of an urgent CT scan to determine the extent of injuries. It is also said she tested positive for COVID 19 after PCR testing.

[Obert Gutu @GutuObert]

"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time".
Abraham Lincoln.

The @DMagombeyi scenario.

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

Im reliably informed the MP is "kinda" critical, unconscious and in need of an urgent CT scan to determine the extent of injuries. It is also said she tested positive for COVID 19 after PCR testing.

[mmatigari @matigary]

Pictures of the demo came fast and furious.

But pictures of the badly battered threesome are nowhere to be found. They are refusing to come fast and furious. Only tweets are. 🤣🤣🤣

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

@matigary @Bweraz @johnmokwetsi @DrNkuSibanda @lilomatic @DMwonzora @Sizzle76 @Mavhure @larry_moyo @VusiNyamazana @Jamwanda2 Im reliably informed the MP is "kinda" critical, unconscious and in need of an urgent CT scan to determine the extent of injuries. It is also said she tested positive for COVID 19 after PCR testing.

[Tinashe Jonas @JonasiOfficial]

@tompeterken @WorldCupOfFlags 😂😂😂😂

"Better" in what sense ?