pedro

[pedro @jonatanmaricelo]

me MAMA esa rola

[j.m. kettle @jmkettle]

Given up on romantic love. Now focusing on more important things like the opinions of others, material possessions, and my appearance.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I take an aspirin a day. I don't know if it works but psychologically I need it. It thins the hell out of your blood I guess. I don't know if it works or not but I've been doing it for a long time. And here I am making speeches. I like Bayer aspirin. And I take the big one. They want me to go down to the 80. I take the 386. I don't know what the hell it is. It's a monster. They said, 'Sir, you don't need that!' I said, do me a favor, I've been doing okay for 35 years. Leave me alone."

[Pink @pinklightsticc]

Dave Meltzer reviewing a Will Ospreay match

[aspergillus niger @pelusaurio]

me titulé y no sentí nada ... me di cuenta que la verdadera felicidad es comprar por internet y cuando te llega hacer el unboxing

[Dooboofay @ALPacaUrfudge]

@DeptofWar @SecWar This guy is a dangerous self-deluded psychopath and needs to be impeached asap.

[neetmfer @neetmfer]

That one unemployed friend with a mysterious source of income

[pueblita ★ @puebl1ta]

pedí un cigarro con el clásico me vendes uno?”” y el wey sí me lo cobró 😭 neta se perdieron los valores

[Rusty Shacklefren @AK4Independence]

The funniest man alive probably lives in a mid sized town somewhere, has a job unrelated to comedy, and his humor isnt appreciated by his wife or kids. He goes unacknowledged.

[‘j. @CantCCPunk]

😂😂😂

[! @maverswyn]

eu não aguento mais é o país se acabando e a mulher que eu mais amei na vida me odeia que vida miserável

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

Evergreen tweet

[Adrian F. Pascal 🇻🇦 @AdrianFPascal]

What kind of a church?

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

#HereWeGoAgain

[J1 @j1uannn]

y si la tengo q extrañar toda la vida ps la extraño toda la vida, ni q uno no pudiera coquetear entusado ps

[Eye On Axis @eyeonaxis]

Parade of mojigangas in México, 1920s, photo by Tina Modotti

The tradition of crafting giant papier-mâché puppets for Mexican fiestas, a dancer wears each one and moves it from inside.

[Aiko @sadturno9]

Wow qn diría q drogarme, tener sexo y tomar malas decisiones financieras era una forma de obtener dopamina, que novedad

[Willsturdy @Willsturdy_]

Bro wasted years of good physique without stepping on stage and winning Mr Olympia back to back 😢

[Navi Elric @navielric]

Un putisimo CHAD si me lo preguntan