Jonatan M

Milk and apples (this has been proved by Science™️, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig.

[Jonatan M @JonatanMustafi]

Sorry, X51

[Jonatan M @JonatanMustafi]

@nxwestmidlands Hello, my daughter left an item of medical importance on one of your buses (X50) yesterday, is there any way today to see if it’s been found or handed in? We were planning on driving to the Walsall depot…

[Jonatan M @JonatanMustafi]

@muscarinequeen Maybe he could be kind to the rest of us and not ruin the entire fucking show

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@soniasodha Total prick ruined the series finale

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@jjcharlesworth_ @MayorofLondon It wasn’t designed for nose-to-tail traffic pumping out shit for everyone to constantly breathe in though was it? This seems much better. I bet it’s a great success with massive popular support.

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@ProfAliceS @nomad_dissident I can save you some time if you like…

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@ElaineSstark She followed a rock star round on a tour, she wasn’t a prisoner, mock outrage bs

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@JenniGoldsmith @Sharzard5 Yeah. I still value something with the capacity for good and ill over something with the capacity for neither.

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@SwipeWright World’s full of people who’ll watch someone’s son be killed by a tiger then go home for a bacon sandwich

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@ATaylorFPGA @JamesMillerHi It can’t do anything wrong, it’s an animal.

If my son developed schizophrenia and entered a tiger enclosure I’d want it shot, to save his life.

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@StevenDonlon I assume you can only borrow when you have an asset people will lend against. So if the owners left Man U it would still be viable in its current form. But if the owners left city it would cease to be viable in its current form and would therefore be at risk of collapse.

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@jowilliams293 Yeah but the problem is we forgot to decide and promote what we stand for as a nation and what our best interests are, so people just came & brought their own (strong) culture with them & now work in their own best interests

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@liamgallagher I remember the great @BoozeAndFagz saying she made deliberate spelling errors when applying for a job at (I think) NME to appear credible/cool. Liam you’re so cringe! (Or your as you would say)

[Jonatan M @JonatanMustafi]

@CreativeDeduct @BBCNews 😂 literally the woke position

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@irgarner Your second claim undermines your third. Even if we’re just talking about eg foetal screening

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@EliLake @Musa_alGharbi QI. Worth signing up for a free account to read. As someone outside of academia, I certainly don’t have any regrets in that regard…

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@jo_bartosch You’re over 200?! Wow, you look good on it

[Jonatan M @JonatanMustafi]

@wself ‘S TRIPE

[Jonatan M @JonatanMustafi]

@abdule_10 I tell him to fuck off, the self absorbed performative twat