jonathan

I Hate The Polar Express

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

This is why Ronaldo is hated by the media btw

[TC @totalcristiano]

You made me and millions fall in love with this sport.

Nobody will ever be like you.

Thank you, the greatest.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

I feel no pressure today, Ronaldo doesn’t have anything to prove anymore

Win, You’re still my love & the GOAT
Lose, You’re still my love & the GOAT

If it’s the last time, so be it. Let’s enjoy King❤️🐐

[… @Praise_Ffs]

You can keep your rigged Balon dors and World cup. You’ll never have the pure love of the streets

[Smesh Talk @SmeshTalk]

17 million followers, but nobody will be there for you when you fail except your brother. 💔

[🏖🦀BlockHead4000🏝🐠 @blockhead4000]

Besides your mom and dad and like 3-5 actual legit friends you have, literally no one gives a fuck about you in any capacity whatsoever

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[jonathan @jonathan3001600]

I WILL SELL MYSELF FOR CRISTIANO RONALDO TO WIN THE WORLD CUP

[Fernando Cruz → allowa.tech @FernandoCruz_21]

Eu virei fã do Carlos Prates, o lutador mais controverso do UFC. Ele é o extremo oposto de um atleta, assisti a entrevista dele no PodPah e logo de cara ele fala não sou Atleta sou Lutador. Bebeu uns 5 copos de cerveja, acendeu uns 4 cigarros durante a entrevista, confessou que ficou 2 meses e meio sem treinar e foi treinar pra lutar. Ele não gosta de lutar, não almeja quebrar records de ninguém. Ele luta em pé e vai pra nocautear pensando no bônus da noite de U$100k. Quando questionado se queria quebrar o Record do Spider de 14 defesas de cinturão ele falou: “Deus me livre”. Mas quer fazer umas 2, 3 super lutas pra colocar um dinheiro no bolso. Perguntado se queria trabalhar, falou que sente até arrepio de ter que trabalhar e quando trabalhava com 13 anos em uma floricultura, era pra ganhar R$200, R$300 pra comprar o baseado dele. Zero hipocrisia, zero bullshitagem de propósito, de motivacional. Ele não vê a hora de parar de lutar e não ter que mais levantar pra treinar, o mlk só quer uma vida de boa. Fazer o suficiente pra ficar bem.

[simão 🇵🇹 🇪🇸 @simaobugalho]

looking back at this u just know we were never going to lose lol look at this man

[Null @Vhoyde]

They'd rather expose aliens than expose pedophiles lol

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.

[T R U T H P O L E @Truthpole]

Maybe Hantavirus incident is a smokescreen for this? 👁

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Carlos Prates was manifesting the JDM knockout by writing it on his mirror every day 👀

"I'm going to knock out JDM"

"I'm gonna become a champion"

(via @thenightmare170)

[. @Fimiye]

them racks give you a feeling a whore can't

[joão @dirty_240]

Bro said “UGHHHH” “AGGHHHH” 😭

[stafa @st4fa_]

Realistically speaking LeBron and the Lakers will get swept, but IF he pulls this off…

It’ll be better than:
The Moon Landing
Invention of the Internet
Wright brothers first flight
Construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza
Theory of Relativity
First successful heart transplant

[MMA Pros Pick @MMA_PROS_PICK_]

🇧🇷 Carlos Prates says he has been through a lot in life and does not feel pressure during fights. 👀

"I lived for 6 years in Thailand without money, without a sponsor. I fought with my hand broken, I fought sick, I fought in really bad situations for little money just to pay my bills.

I’m doing what I love.

I go there — what can happen? I can get hit and lose. Of course, I don’t want that, but even if I lose, I’m gonna make a lot of money, and I love that."

via: @UFConParamount

[Weasle @ThaWeasle]

Carlos Prates is the only fighter in the UFC to knockout:
-Jack Della Maddalena
-Leon Edwards
-Geoff Neal
-Li Jingliang #ufc